The Deep's Y/N

Canon means blow me 😐

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The Deep: SpongeBob was the only guy I know that was excited to go to work

A-Train: I feel you

The Deep: I couldn't work with him.. all them holes he got

A-Train: nvm I don't feel you

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Stan Edgar: that's it! I'm sick of this shit!

*Mr Krabs walking sound effect*

*door slams*

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The Deep: so how are things going between you and Homelander?

Firecracker: great! He's taking me to Paris next month

The Deep, sighing wistfully: ah, Paris

Firecracker: oh, have you been?

The Deep: no. But I've heard of it

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Ryan to Butcher, regretting everything: and then I called him dad

Homelander to Maeve, on the verge of tears: and then he called me dad

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Kimiko: MM did the dishes

Frenchie: how do you know I didn't do them?

Kimiko: because once when all the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a bagel with your keys

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Homelander: ah, yes, I've been expecting you

Butcher: what? How's that possible?

Homelander: by staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen

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The Deep: smoking butt naked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. I scrum so fucking loud

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Butcher: just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Hughie: all the time!

Butcher: then you should be used to it

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Starlight: Maeve, it's three o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Queen Maeve: because I've lost control of my life

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Butcher: you should live a little

Hughie: live a little? I’ve known you forty-eight hours and I feel like I’ve aged ten years

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Homelander: Deep, you'll be working with me and Maeve

The Deep: alright, my fantasy threesome!

Everyone: ...

The Deep: ...of people on a team

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Queen Maeve: not everything is about you

Homelander: possibly, but you do have to admit that a majority of things are

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Butcher: I forget, but I do NOT forgive. I'm wandering around hating people and not remembering why

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Frenchie: I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there was no one there

MM: the hell were you doing on Wanting To Fuck Me island?

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Starlight: you look tired

Hughie: well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

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Homelander: my ears are ringing I think I have tonight tits

A-Train: what?

Homelander: tonight tits

A-Train: you mean tinnitus?

Homelander: shut up

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Frenchie: hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun

Frenchie: *misses the hole four times then finally stabs the straw through the side*

Hughie, sweating: BUTCHER