[pxr-deactivated20190830]

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

[snoopingasusualisee]

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

[snoopingasusualisee]

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[little-cyes-2]

Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

[ruikh]

this what I look like when I remember something funny in the middle of having an absolute breakdown

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[manzardworkshop]

[durational-deactivated20150417]

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

[cursedimagez]

[tunajorts]

this man is living in 3019

[blackgirlsvevo]

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[halcyonesong-deactivated2021022]

beautiful things that exist in this world

-summer wild flowers -the ocean -the moon -warm grass underneath your feet -poems -you

[thebootydiaries]

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

[comforts]

ur screamo name

first letter of first name: a: vicious b: dark c: raging d: wrathful e: possessed f: devilish g: overlord h: black i: unchristened j: gothic k: hungry l: satanic m: empty n: dead o: hardcore p: burnt q: mad r: torn s: distressed t: wicked u: infernal v: bloody w: derranged x: demonic y: damned z: zesty

add that to what u had for breakfast n u got urself ur screamo name

[your-friend-soup-deactivated201]

I normally wouldn’t reblog things like this but distressed bagel 

[blue-elk-deactivated20250703]

Satanic egg

[leesacrakon]

Satanic breakfast burrito

[incorrectsanders]

Distressed Cheerios I fucking love it

[the-cloud-prince]

Distressed smoothie

[phlying-squirrel]

Gothic Waffles

[dailypattondoodles]

Derranged cream cheese

[nymphaeaheka]

Wicked Nothing

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

Wrathful Oatmeal

[gayasshotwheels]

Empty Eggs

[boyplushie]

possessed buttered bagel

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

Vicious Porridge/oatmeal

[stella-tothestars-deactivated20]

Distressed Bird in a Nest

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

WAIT YOU ATE A BIRD FOR BREAKFAST?

[stella-tothestars-deactivated20]

NO ITS AN EGG DISH

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

OH THANK GOD

[stella-tothestars-deactivated20]

I’M NOT A BIRD EATER

[hahahaharlequin]

Raging Rice

[clichefangoddess]

Satanic Oatmeal and Fruit Salad

[spentthedayinbed]

possessed banana

[boredpd]

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

[sobeitjayt]

Me: *Thinks about making a post*

Me: *Thinks of all the ways it could blow up in my face*