the mad sorceror had a gigantic sorcerous cock

she/her | 19 | here to be a dork and to vent about the biggest nonissues imaginable | i use likes as a temporary bookmark | i occasionally reblog soft nsft stuff; minors don’t follow

[rpfofficial]

mutual. listen to me. grips your bicep uncomfortably tight. i need you to unfollow that blog that i don't like

[knots-hearing]

next time i’m in a position to do that i should filter the likes on my old blog by oldest for some psychic damage

[parkchanwoohoo]

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[cikero]

Actually in tears because of this stupid image

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[the-real-velveteen-rabbit]

For the people in the notes who are confused about the spongebob tag:

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[knots-hearing]

??? why is my apple pencil at 23%

[knots-hearing]

unedited footage of a bear has also been haunting me

[knots-hearing]

someday all the worst antisocial behaviors ive developed in the past year will catch up to me

[bedupolker]

Guilty pleasure (silly campy self-indulgent fun) vs guilty pleasure (the people caNNOT find out about this)

[kushblazer666]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[knots-hearing]

need to exclusively browse tumblr on web so i never get tempted to click on the blogs i have turboblocked because i’ll have the xkit function that completely hides them

[knots-hearing]

i wish i could portray the horrifying, uncanny “old” ai art-esque visuals that suddenly appear to me at times like this

[knots-hearing]

if i attempt to sleep “””early””” 5 anxieties surface at once

[footlongdingledong]

does liking steven universe make every killing stalking character hate me as well or is it like a one way transfer