Saku

I’m so bad at using this app. A nerd about a lot of things. he/him.

[mossterious]

One thing about me is I am always thinking about Cardinal Tremblay. Especially Book Tremblay. He’s Quebecois. He’s an ex hockey player. He has a Nike duffle bag. His boss fired him and then died and the first thing he did once he found out his boss was dead was to pay off everyone who knew he was fired. He’s stupidly tall. He paid off votes left and right AND STILL couldn’t get majority before he got found out. He wants to be pope SO BAD. He’s the ‘pope for the modern age’ and he got defeated by a man who can’t even use a photocopier.

[su3zeus]

He needs a blunt or something idk?

[winter-wise]

Thomas Lawrence kneels to kiss the newly elected Innocent XIV's ring and the resulting internal monologue is so gay that Tedesco gets a homophobia-induced nosebleed even though he's several rooms over.

[clarence-tries]

Watched Conclave (2024)