FOOOOOL!!!

oh wait, it's you?

[subconsnatcher]

The Snatcher stares down at his hands, looking real sad.

[milamai]

In silent solitude

[dinsintegration]

[greelin]

local, well-known villain becomes Weird Friend (Somewhat) With Slightly Better Morals Who Just Hangs Around All The Time, For Some Reason

[platonicrpmemes]

Making New Friends

“How did you end up here?”

“So you got stuck doing this, too.”

“Anything any good here?”

“I wouldn’t eat that. Trust me.”

“This is pretty boring, huh?”

“Want to find something more fun?”

“Where’s your adventurous spirit?”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, thanks for checking on me.”

“Wow, you’re a lot nicer than I thought you would be.”

“How did you do that?”

“It’s easy. Here, you try.”

“I just can’t get it!”

“Could you give me hand?”

“Thanks for holding the door. These are heavy!”

“I promise, I’m not as scary as I seem.”

“Just give it a chance.”

“No! Don’t do that!”

“You should be more careful.”

“I don’t know what that guy’s problem was.”

“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”

“You can come, too, if you want.”

“You go first.”

[milamai]

Before I got lost

by Milamai

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[escapekit]

Rainbow Road

Director and photographer Daniel Mercadante in his free time creates rainbow pathways using light and long exposure. 

Love these!

[heartsnmagic]

[garettphotography]

December 7th, 2015 | GarettPhotography

[subconsnatcher]

“say it with us! snatcher no snatching! snatcher no snatching! snatcher no snatching!”

--- Tom Selleck guiding the player in the 1997 indie video game hat in time

[subconsnatcher]

fowlmouthed:

“…No wonder Vanessa chained your bitch ass up. The only kinks you’ve ever had in your overwhelmingly vanilla life were literal. Perish. Again.”

[subconsnatcher]

mercury-magician:

“OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU”

"NANI!?!"

[subconsnatcher]

mercury-magician:

“Fuck you spaghetti ass bitch. I don’t even care.”

The sheer power and raw sexual energy of Pluto’s gaze has immediately killed the Snatcher. He’s flapping about lifelessly in the breeze.

[subconsnatcher]

fowlmouthed:

“…What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DJ Grooves, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in bird warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me?? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting C.A.W. throughout Subcon, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unlife. You’re fucking double-dead, son. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dead Bird Studio prop budget and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, laddie.”

“EYE know IRISked annoying you, but EYE didn’t enVISION this response!”

[subconsnatcher]

@mercury-magician is an April FOOOOOL!! 

“Pluto, prepare to face the wrath of a God.”

[subconsnatcher]

@fowlmouthed is an April FOOOOOL!!

“EYE gotta say, birdy, you’re LOOKing like quite the SPECTACLE!”