[forgamers]

[cactustreeboy-deactivated201808]

The illuminati is the triangle!

[forgamers]

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[wellbutrinboy]

mood bort

[onlytwitterpics]

[tradematts]

smokey eyes😍😍

[frogmp3]

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

[anxietyproblem]

[robofroggy]

the legend, ruth

[uoa]

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

[manzisme]

heelies were not intended for everyday use,,,

[leosrequiem]

lies

[jellycatzs]

ha op…. good luck getting places…. how else are you gonna move?

[manzisme]

no… y’all don’t Understand. I have worn nothing but heelies every day for the past 3 or 4 years of my life. I go through about one pair of heelies every year because I friggin’ brake on them so much that the soles wear out and the shoes self-destruct. I have my blood and soul for these hipster lax skater shoes and I can’t stop because I’m committed at this point.

this is what my left shoe looks like. This is just used for walking and back up rolling since I’m dominant with my right foot.

THIS fucker is my leading shoe and the one I use to brake. this hunk a junk has like 45 degrees of Pure Heelie Brake Burn. it goes into the shoe itself at this point.

I am hardened every day through my battles of sick slides and rides. I am a war criminal of rolling shoes. I have been the reason some local places put back their “WE BAN HEELIES” signs. I wish these things could support my life style.

I miss my wife

[feministism]

[pennyroyalprincess-deactivated2]

a survival instinct if you may

[blu-acocoxochitl]

^ that one!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

[myothertardisisonthemun]

do tell

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

[mayakas-deactivated20140326]

IDK = I’m Donkey Kong

BRB = Bring Ripe Bananas

LMAO = Love My Awesome Orangutan 

TBH = The Banana House

IMO = intense Monkey Obsession 

[jadenvargen]

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

[smugbots-and-such]

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

[smugbots-and-such]

[shinimasu-deactivated20130526]

[travagliinteriori]

[in-a-day]