Time has fallen asleep in the afternoon sunshine

[theconcealedweapon]

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[pastrnk]

[sparrow-va]

And now we have come full circle.

[decafcuppajo]

[einsteinbrosofficial]

[ask-unwell-once-ler-blog]

Christ

[prinncox]

[chloegrrrl]

oh my gosh this got better

[motokidoki]

jesus why

[ask-eustasskid-blog]

WHAT ISSSSS THISSSS

//DYING

[she-3po]

i need a “where are they now” for these kids bc i think they’re all taking out mortgages and life insurance policies by now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[chopnuts]

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

[impishglee]

Problems disorder

[catasters]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

1

[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]

[arthurtxt]

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[apas-95]

dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird

[sublimestudentcowboylove]

I really would like this to work out for you

[caats]

LMAO this is so funny ♡♡

[lobelee]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[assiraphales]

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

[memesandmylife]

not to mention those little gay bitches !!!

[eatelonmusk-deactivated20231217]

spy kids has a 93% i don't think Critics Hate Fun is quite what's going on here

[yuumei-art]

Naughty Space Void.

Smug with victory, he has no remorse. He'd do it again.