I don't need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Nap enthusiast.

[preventive]

[glumshoe]

I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.

[mezzalunanova]

Douglas Adams ghostwrote this

[fibonacci-to-infinity]

CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT

[didney-worl-no-uta]

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST

[thatsthat24]

So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

[filmaticbby]

Empire Records (1995) dir. Allan Moyle

[straightwhiteboystexting]

clumsy–witch

A great conversation starter

[whateverittakespodcast-blog]

S11E12&13 - Should've Said No

Holland and Kelsey discuss Season 11 Episode 12&13 "Should've Said No." Clare attempts to date casually, Drew find peace through martial arts and Dave somehow gets the girl.

[subparbucks]

The gang's all here

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I said "I love you" to this stranger's dog because I lack boundaries (at West Village)

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MULANEY

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[c3po]

no mood we’re taking a break from feeling anything

[subparbucks]

I have cool friends who do cool shit ❤

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I miss this dude also here's some evidence that I've had bags under my eyes since birth #tbt

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🥃 (at Boat)

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Natasha 😻

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Boris 😻

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#tbt being an absolute show-off in a very dumb hat.

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🚋 byyyeeeeee (at San Francisco, California)