Seven Reasons Why Jessica Mitford Is My Hero - And Why She Should Be Yours, Too
1. Jessica came from an aristocratic background, where she lived with her eccentric family on a series of sprawling country estates, but she soon grew tired of this privilege and devoted all her energy to becoming a communist. When she made her debut at Buckingham Palace, she played the part of the wealthy debutante, donning the requisite white satin and ostrich feathers, but she was quickly busted for stealing chocolate bonbons from the palace buffet, which she stuffed in her bouquet.
2.When she was a teenager, she came up with an elaborate plan to assassinate Hitler - and, unlike most such plans, she was actually in a position to realize her dream, as her sister Unity was one of Hitler’s greatest friends and had intimate access to the Fuhrer. As Jessica later told it, her scheme was brilliant and fail-proof She would fake a conversion to fascism, get Unity to introduce her to Hitler, and when they were finally face to face, she would pull a handgun from her purse and shoot him. She was too afraid to ever put her plan into action, but it gave her great satisfaction to learn that, when Unity informed Hitler of Jessica’s communist leanings, he sank his head in his hands and sighed, bewailing the “poor child.”
3.When she was nineteen years old, she ran away to the Spanish Civil War with Esmond Romilly, her second cousin and the bane of her family’s existence. Her parents were distraught and spent the agonizing weeks that followed in a state of utter despair, not knowing if she was alive or dead or possibly captured by white slavers. When they finally received a suitably dramatic letter from Jessica revealing her whereabouts (“Darling Muv: By the time you get this I shall be married to Esmond Romilly”), the much-feared prospect of their daughter having been captured by the white slave trade seemed preferable to the truth. Upon hearing the news, her father collapsed in a chair, muttering, “Worse than I thought - married to Romilly!”
4. The young couple lived a bohemian lifestyle, moving from the slums of London to a small apartment in New York’s Greenwich Village. Jessica worked a series of odd jobs, including a stint as a salesgirl in a ritzy dress shop on Madison Avenue where Claudette Colbert and Rosalind Russell were regular customers. But her attempt to fully renounce her privileged upbringing wasn’t entirely successful, and she was never able to lose her upper class accent, “a curiously cadenced sing-song which would have been grotesquely affected if it had not been even more grotesquely natural.” She once stopped a burly working man on the street in Birmingham with a request that was typical of what Esmond contemptuously referred to as her upperclassishness: “Could you be absolutely sweet and tell us where we could get some delicious tea?”
5. The war soon caught up with the Romillys, and Esmond was tragically killed when his plane went down over Germany. When his uncle, one Sir Winston Churchill, broke the news to a devastated Jessica, he handed her an envelope stuffed with cash, hoping it would prove of use to her in her time of need. Jessica, however, was filled with deep bitterness over her husband’s death and resented Churchill’s offer of what she deemed “blood money.” In the end, she took the cash and donated it to the Communist Party.
6. She moved to Washington, where she found government work and fell in love with Robert Treuhaft, the man who would eventually become her husband of more than fifty years: “That he was handsome and brilliant and Jewish and from the Bronx, and well to the left, and that her father could be counted on to disapprove, all made the match the more dear.” They hitchhiked to their own wedding, where the female justice of the peace was stunned by their blase attitude to marriage, and Jessica’s scandalous explanation for the wedding did little to ease the poor woman’s mind: “We didn’t believe in marriage, but we had to. It was against government regulations to have two government employees living together without being married.”
7. Jessica never lost her hatred for fascism, and she refused to make excuses for her family’s Nazi sympathies. She severed all ties with her sister Diana, who was an unrepentant fascist, and she never weakened in her resolve to piss Diana off. When Diana attempted to befriend Jessica’s half-Jewish son, Jessica balked at the very idea: “I thought better not, as I didn’t want Benj turned into a lampshade.” She met Diana only once more, when the sisters were thrown together in Paris to care for their dying sister Nancy. Jessica recalled a particularly tense afternoon she spent with her sister when the two women tended to Nancy’s garden: “I forebore to say I was giving the irises Lebensraum, although it came into my mind.”