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@subservicelife
I am so proud of you, making it through week one of your training. As we begin week two, your body will be tested further, and in a much harsher manner. By week four, you will find yourself in acceptance of your new life; a life without the restrictions of clothing, and a life of sexual service. In return for your service, you will no longer have any wants or needs. You will have shelter, food and purpose
In my previous life as a slave, my Owner and I had a detailed plan and schedule for transforming me into a slave object. We got to #17, and we were about to transition to the really serious ones starting at step #18 when my Owner decided not to do this any more. Sort of a shame. I would have liked to have gotten my restraints sealed permanently!
It gets a bit too intense towards the end…but generally, it’s pretty perfect!
100 ways I want to get abused in 2016
Found this list on tumblr and removed some and added some suggestion for an alpha on how to abuse a slave.
Sit back and make him suck your dick, nice and slow.
Train him to deepthroat your cock.
Fuck his face, balls-deep, like it’s a pussy.
Cock slap him.
Make him lick your sweaty balls.
Make him service you in a public place (e.g., a restroom, a park, your car).
Spit on him.
Make him clean your sweaty ass after you work out.
Make him wear a puppy tail in his ass.
Piss on him.
Piss down his throat.
Piss in his ass.
Make him drink your piss from a glass.
Piss on a pair of underwear, or a jock strap, then wring it out over his face.
Finger his hole.
Fuck his ass.
Spank him.
Paddle him or whip him.
Fuck him with a dildo.
Tie him up and use his holes.
Smack or slap his face.
Call him names.
Tag team him with a buddy.
Gangbang him with a group of friends or strangers.
Whore him out to friends or strangers.
Make him sniff and lick your piss- and/or cum-stained underwear.
Gag him with your dirty underwear, jockstrap or cum rag when you’re fucking him.
Cum on his face.
Cum on his face and make him wear the load out in public.
Cum on his ass.
Cum directly down his throat.
Cum in your hand, and make him eat it from your hand like a dog.
Organize a bukkake and cover his face with multiple cum loads.
Make him eat your cum off your buddy’s cock.
Cum on the floor or a table and make him lick it up.
Make him drink your load(s) from a shot glass.
Cum on food and make him eat it.
Double-penetrate him with another Top or with a dildo.
Flick or twist his nipples.
Write names (e.g., faggot, bitch, pig, slut), pictures (e.g., a cock and balls, a pig face, a toilet) or phrases (e.g., insert cock here, with an arrow pointing to its holes) on his body.
Make him wear a butt plug out in public (e.g., to the bar, to the gym, to the grocery store).
Piss on his underwear then make him wear them home.
Tie him to your toilet when you have guys over, and tell them to use him instead of the toilet.
Don’t let him cum.
Make him ask your permission to jerk off or cum.
Make him eat his own cum.
Make him jerk off or finger himself while you and/or your friends watch.
Make him watch while you fuck another faggot.
Position him beneath you while you’re fucking another faggot and make him lick your cock as it goes in and out of the faggot’s hole.
Make him eat your ass while you’re fucking another faggot.
Make him clean your cock off after you fuck him.
Make him clean your cock off after you fuck another faggot.
Make him eat your load out of another faggot’s ass.
Take photos and/or videos of him servicing your cock.
Blindfold him when you use him.
Fist his hole.
Cum in his ass.
Make him fuck another faggot, or get fucked by another faggot, while you watch.
Make him and another faggot fuck themselves on a double-ended dildo while you watch.
Make him lick your feet.
Use him as a footrest.
Make him give you a massage or footrub.
Take him to a bar; when his beer’s empty, refill the glass or bottle with your piss and make him drink it in public.
Make him pee at the urinal (e.g., at the movies, at the gym, at the bar) with his pants around his ankles so everyone knows he’s a faggot.
Shave his body.
Make him wear a puppy tail in his ass.
Save your piss in a bucket, and make him bathe with it.
Keep him in chastity.
Decide what he wears.
Make him wear a collar and leash.
Keep him in a cage.
Make him do domestic chores for you (e.g., laundry, cleaning, shopping).
Make him sniff poppers, then use him.
Make him wear a ball gag.
Make him crawl in your presence, like a dog.
Make him eat his meals out of a dog dish.
Make him service anonymous cock at a gloryhole.
Engage him in forced workouts.
Make him beg for your cock.
Feed him your pre-cum.
Make him call you “Master” or “Sir.”
Make him wear a hood while you use him so that the only sensation he has is the feeling of your cock in his hole.
Make him lick you head to toe
Make him drink a bottle of your piss left somewhere in a public place and order him to tape it!
Go in to a club’s bathroomat the same time and order him to leave his half full glass of his cocktail in the toilet before you and add to the cocktail your piss, leave him the glass somewhere and order him to drink it in front of you.
Go to a public bathroom together and while standing in front of urinals make him put your head down to your urinal and drink your piss.
Make a video you raping him, cuming in his ass and forcing him to drink your piss and post it on tumblr claiming ownership of him.
Make him wear a puppy tail and take him for a walk outside.
Make him wear women’s lingery and fuck him like a whore.
Mummify him and fuck him in his mouth and ass.
Tie him up with chains or rope and let him sleep on the floor next to your bed.
Choke him while you fuck him in missionary position.
Pull his hair while you fuck him in doggy position.
Make him wear a collar showing your ownership in public.
Make him come to your work place and service you in anyway you need.
Make him wear a cock cage.
Make him wear ball weights.
Make him give you his social profile passwords to monitor his communication.
Make him raport sexual contacts with other guys.
Make him write an online diary of all sexual contacts and sub duties.
Feel like 84 today, a full small bottle of piss from an alpha …
A fun filled weekend :)
Nice list
Any masters wanna work through this list with me?
Top 20 Ways to Use a Faggot's Face
A faggot’s face is one of the most versatile appliances a Man can own. Here are 20 ways to maximize its use in your home:
Fuck it: This is obvious. A faggot’s throat is essentially a pussy with built-in suction power. Instead of jerking off with your hand, use your faggot’s mouth whenever you need to get off. You can lie back and set it on autopilot for a hands-free blowjob, or you can stand up and fuck the faggot’s face balls-deep as if it were a cunt. Your choice.
Spit on it: Sometimes, a Man just needs to spit. Too much saliva? A bad taste in your mouth? A loogie you need to cough up? Whatever kind of spit it is, call your faggot over and do it on his face or down his throat. The pig will be grateful.
Clean your ass with it: A faggot’s face makes a perfect asswipe. Don’t waste your money on toilet paper or soap. A faggot will clean your asshole no matter what condition it’s in. Have swamp ass driving on a hot day? Pull over and the faggot will clean your sweaty crack up in a jiffy. Need to take a dump? Make sure you’re faggot’s lying next to the toilet so you can take a seat on his face for a cleaning when you’re done. Just back from the gym? Don’t risk getting athlete’s foot in the gym showers; just go home and make your faggot eat you until you’re fresh again.
Piss down it: Unfortunately, most homes don’t come with urinals. As a result, your toilet probably gets covered in piss when you take a leak. Keep your toilet clean by using the faggot’s face, instead. The pig will drink every drop; you’ll never have to clean your toilet again.
Slap it: Bad day at work? Stub your toe? Pissed off at your buddy? Smack your faggot. You’ll feel better.
Use it as a footrest: Sure, you can put your feet up on an ottoman, or the coffeetable, but will it lick them for you when you do? Nope. A faggot’s face will. Try it. It’s a nice way to relax in front of the TV. Put your feet up on the faggot’s face and let it lick your foot funk while you chillax.
Use it as a kleenex: There are never tissues around when you need them. A faggot’s face will do nicely, though. Whether you need to full-on blow your nose, or just want to give it a good pick and need a place to wipe the boogers, your faggot’s face is the perfect solution.
Hang your laundry on it: Sometimes, a piece of dirty laundry just needs to air out before you wear it again or put it in the wash. A faggot’s face works great for this. Hang your dirty socks on it, for instance, or a pair of dirty underwear. The faggot will be happy to sit there like a laundry rack. Admittedly, it doesn’t work as well as bleach, but a faggot’s tongue can be useful for treating stains, too — especially cum stains, piss stains and shit stains, all of which it will happily suck from your dirty towels, underwear, socks and sheets.
Use it as a notepad: Need to write yourself a note? Use the faggot’s forehead. Whether it’s your grocery list or a phone number you need to write down, the faggot will wear it there for as long as you need it. Or, maybe you need to leave the faggot a message? You can write “faggot,” “pig” or “slut” on its forehead, too, so it remembers what it is when it looks in the mirror (faggots are dumb; they need reminders sometimes).
Burp and fart in it: Don’t be embarrassed. You’re a guy. When you belch and fart, you like to smell your own aroma. There’s no shame in it. But wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t have to enjoy the smell by yourself? You like how your burps and farts smell; a faggot will give you validation by affirming that they do, indeed, smell awesome. Or, if you do it in his mouth when you have company over, there won’t be a smell at all, which makes you a good host.
Pour your beer on it: The beer at the bottom of the bottle is just backwash. You don’t want to drink it. So, pour it over the faggot. Plus, he’ll go fetch you a new one.
Use it as a napkin: When eating something messy, like ribs or a burger, keep your faggot kneeling beside you at the table. If he’s been a good faggot, allow him to lick your fingers clean. If not, you can just wipe them on his face. Either works.
Use it as an athletic supporter: Granted, you can’t use a faggot’s face when you’re playing sports or out jogging, but there are still times when your boys get tired of hanging and just need a little extra support. When that happens, call your faggot over and rest your nuts on his face. You keep them there while you watch TV or do work or whatever. The faggot will happily allow your balls to rest on his face in order to give them a break from hanging.
Sit on it: We’ve already established that a faggot’s face is a good asswipe. Even if your ass is clean, however, it can be useful to your ass by serving as a seat. It’s ergonomic, too, as a faggot’s face fits perfectly inside asscrack.
Use it as an erectile aid: Everyone has trouble getting their cock fully hard sometimes. A faggot’s face works well for this. No need for drugs. Stand over it, slap your cock against it a few times, and it will almost always give you full wood. If the face alone isn’t working, try slapping it against the faggot’s tongue, instead.
Use it as deodorant: Don’t waste your money on deodorant. Have your faggot clean your funky pits, instead.
Use it as a cum rag: You never know what to do with your load when you beat off. Sock? Towel? T-shirt? Kleenex? None of the above. Try a faggot’s face or throat, instead, for the easiest possible cleanup.
Use it to polish your shoes: A faggot’s tongue does an excellent job of cleaning dirty shoes and boots.
Use it to clean your toilet: A faggot’s face works well as a toilet. But in the event that you — or your guests — use the porcelain toilet, instead, the human toilet can clean it for you with its tongue. Piss stains and shit stains alike disappear when you use the “magic faggot eraser.” Likewise, take your faggot with you to restaurants, movies, the airport, the gym or the game; in the event that you need to use a public stall or urinal, the faggot will clean it for you first so you don’t have to deal with strangers’ filth.
Use it to gamble: You’re a gambling man. But you’re also fiscally conservative. Instead of betting cash, therefore, bet your faggot’s face. If you’re betting with buddies on the big game, for example, offer up your faggot’s face; winner gets to use the faggot’s face for a day for any and/or all of the above-mentioned 19 items!
A Slave’s Diet
There are few limitations to the ideal diet for a slave and given time every Dom/me will find the best solution. If you’re still looking for some inspiration, here’s some ideas about what and how a slave should eat.
1.) A realistic gruel should be something that keeps the slave nourished but is simple enough that preparing it or washing out its bowl won’t distract the slave from its duties for too long. Consider fuelling your car. You want it to run and run well - you don’t ask it how it likes its fuel the best. Any slave-food should also be void of any taste - the reason a slave should eat is hunger, not because its feeling like a gourmet all of a sudden. Keeping it as tasteless as possible might even make the occasional addition of a little cum very welcome. I’m thinking unseasoned scrambled egg and pieces of white bread in a bowl full of water would fit these criteria nicely.
Another option: Soggy cereals mixed with bits of cooked liver. Or cooked rice put through the blender and then mixed with water. There’s always Soylent, if you’re feeling particularly generous. Maybe you can remember something particularly bland you’ve eaten in your life time and think of ways to rob it even that last bit of taste.
2.) Preferably a slave should eat from a single bowl on the floor, ideally metal because its easy to clean and can’t be confused with a human’s piece of kitchenware. Maybe even write its petname onto it with permanent-marker, just to be sure. Keeping the bowl clean and out of the way of its Master’s feet is obviously part of the slave’s duties.
Its bowl is both for eating and for drinking - seperating solids and fluids is a luxury that has no room in a slave’s life. Both goes into the same stomach. If a slave can’t be bothred to finish its water before dinner-time, its gruel goes into the water. If it doesn’t finish its dinner (and you allow that) the next time it gets water it will be swimming with pieces of gruel. A great way to assure it will get its proteins nevertheless.
The bowl obviously has no business in the cupboard where real people keep their kitchenware or in the dishwasher. A brush, a litte soap (cheap and rationed!) and the hose in the garden should be enough to keep it clean. If the Master’s place doesn’t have a garden (or a hose) or the slave cannot be trusted outside, a cold shower can do it. This way, it cleans two things at once. One benefit of allowing it only one single bowl for which the slave is personally responsible is that it will quickly grow attached to that bowl. It will react strongly if you threaten to take it away as punishment for any light misbehaviour.
If you’re bored, you might even hide it and when your slave’s mealtime approach it, observe its increasing panic as it looks for its bowl (while trying to hide what it’s doing from you to avoid punishment for its carelessness). It knows that if it doesn’t find its stupid bowl before mealtime is over, it won’t get anything to eat.
For additional fun, put the bowl back before the next mealtime arrives. When the slave wants to continue its search, it will find the bowl exactly where it put it. But it already looked there, right? How can that be? It might even dare asking you for help with its search and you can reveal the bowl exactly where it belongs and chide your slave for its stupidity and show it why it needs a Master. It just can’t get by on its own. A great fun for everyone, right?
Tipp: When eating, I particuarly recommend a small bowl and cuffing the hands of the slave behind its back. That way, the slave has a harder time eating. This will not only make the slave feel more sated in the end, but burying its face deep in the gruel is a nice, disgusting way to reinforce its status. You might even take a picture of its gruel-smeared face and have it make it its phone wallpaper. So adorable!
Of course, when or whether you allow it to wash off the food from its face is up to you.
3) Food can and should reinforce the slave’s status and the current satisfaction of its Master with its services. There are plenty of good ways to punish a slave via its food - mostly, ruining it with the help of some spices or body fluids of the Master’s choice.
Especially if the slave complains about the lack of taste to its food, a few nice spoons of hot sauce in its food should cheer it up. It better be grateful!
If you feel like your slave didn’t keep up with its cleaning, you might take away its bowl for a while and have it lick its food directly from the floor. You’ll be surprised how motivated your slave suddenly is to keep the floor clean. (Works best for kitchens and bathrooms, not so much for any room with carpet.)
If you feel your slave spends too much time lazing about or you feel it uses its meal-times to postpone its duties, you can apply a time-limit. Estimate or secretly measure the time your slave usually takes to feed - and then cut it in half.
Watch it eat like a pig, trying to slurp down as much gruel as possible before you take the bowl away. The hurry will even help the slave overcome any hesitations about the food being ‘disgusted’ and help it learn that the taste doesn’t matter as long as it gives the slave the energy to fulfil its duties. To be helpful, you can remind it how many seconds it still has left every once in a while.
You want a task done quickly? Tell your slave to do it after preparing its food. The gruel will taste even worse cold so it’ll hurry with your task to be allowed to eat something warm. Of course, the results of it work still need to pass muster, so it better doesn’t work half-heartedly!
As I said, an easy way to punish your slave is to take away the bowl - and there better be no argument about it! You can do that whenever you want - just get up and remove it or wait until mealtime has arrived and the gruel is in the bowl. Then order your slave to flush it down the toilet.
To make eating additionally difficult for a naughty slave you can do various things:
put your slave in a corset. Eating on your knees with your hands behind your back in a corset? Not easy.
Frozen peas where it will place its knees. Not only is it painful, but your slave won’t miss the irony that the food you use to punish your slave is better than the food it gets to eat.
A blindfold. Better do that outside though. You can even spice that up with an additonal flick from your riding crop when it doesn’t expect it.
I’m a nice person, so I will mention that one advantage of a particularly bland gruel is that the slave will appreciate anything that has a taste even more. You can reward it by adding a flew slices of orange or an apple to its gruel or even allow it a bite from your food for real people. But be sure that it earned such luxury or you spoil it. Tipp: If you have a long-haired slave, the question whether its allowed to tie back its hair or not before eating from its bowl (again, no hands allowed!) is a simple but entertaining form of punishment. Or just entertaining. 4.) Outside food is obviously a problem. Slaves are like animals - the moment you turn your eyes off them, they’ll eat anything put in front of them. And since they go around pretending to be people in their every-day life, they’ll get a lot of it. Cookies at the christmas party at work? Check. They go to the movies with their ‘friends’ and order popcorn. Try your neighbour’s cake when she drops by.
They’re practically stealing food meant for real people - not to mention confusing their own minds with these notions of humanity. The best thing you can do is make sure that your slave thinks twice about taking up any offer
Enforce honesty. The moment it’s at your place it must report anything it has eaten since it last saw you. If that was a long while or your slave has ‘poor memory’ a journal might help. OR: Have it create an Instagram account where it posts pictures of everything it eats. To any other person it will only look like a complete tool but its a great way for you and the world to keep track.
Make a catalogue of punishments for any wrong or unneccessary foods: Making its gruel more water-y for a few days, additional time added to its chastity, a nasty quick flogging before its next meal, washing out its mouth with soap or any of the punishments described above. Be creative. And then: Save the catalogue on your slaves phone so that it will always have it with it. No: “I didn’t know…” or “I wasn’t sure it was on the catalogue!” No excuses. Best make it google docs, so that you can add any new ideas you come up with - your slave better check its catalogue once in a while!
Have your slave write up a list of its favourite foods. Then when it’s finished, you order your slave to pick 3 ingredients from the list that it will from now on claim to be allergic against. It will be forced to recline any offer of foods containing it - it can’t even give in one time, otherwise it’ll look like a liar in front of people it knows. Now you control when and whether it will eat its favourite foods. You might even order it to become vegetarian or vegan to the public.
Order your slave to carry a small bag of salt or hot sauce or any other taste not to its liking around with it. If it can get away with it, it is to ruin its own food- This way it’ll be conditioned to dislike people-food, especially any not served at your place.
Alcohol is a no-go (and you can easily test your slave for it). If anything, it should happily endure the mockery for ordering water at the pub if it means it gets actual clean water that’s not from a little bowl on the floor mixed with gruel and tasting of metal. More than it deserves!
If it can’t control itself, have it wear a corset under its clothes in public - maybe even lock it on. It really helps against hunger!
If your slave can get away with it, it should take any food home with it rather than eat it at work or elsewhere. At home, it can hand its food over to you, an actual person. While it’s eating its portion of gruel you can inform it exactly how delicious the food it brought you is.
Wow… waaaaaaay too much into this. Sounds like it’s written from a wishful slaves point of view and not the Master. A true Master, first, doesn’t do this. Second, this is way too much energy for a Master to do. This is more sadist than Master. Sadists get off on this… Masters want well behaved slaves to serve them and don’t treat their slaves this way.
It’s a great slaves view fantasy but is nothing more.
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faggot Defined
Using and/ or owning a faggot is a completely selfish and one-sided activity. faggots exist for the sole and exclusive use of Superior MEN. faggots exist to be exploited for a Superior MAN’s personal sake and benefits.
A faggot is not companion, friend or lover. A faggot is not a sub, boy or even a slave. A faggot is lower than a slave. A faggot never sees itself as an equal in any way. A faggot recognizes the Superior MAN’s right to use it as HIS birthright.
A faggot is an inferior life form; a male animal, a beast of burden, thing or object. It is live-stock in human form that functions, acts, performs in whatever manner is required so that the Superior MAN can enjoy an enhanced and more comfortable lifestyle.
When the Superior MAN adopts the attitude that they have taken control of a faggot so that they can take possession of male animal that can be used in any way that suits HIS needs, satisfies HIS desires, and that the faggot is not deserving of any consideration whatsoever. The faggot is a thing, an object. The faggot is like a phone, car or anything else a Superior MAN might use as HE goes about HIS life.
There are on three primary reasons to have and use a faggot :
1. Labor – put the faggot to work. The faggot is grateful for the opportunity to do work for a Superior MAN. All the chores that take time and prevent the Superior MAN from more interesting pursuits can be done by the faggot. Cleaning, laundry, yard work etc. Does the faggot have special skills – cook, handyman, etc. – the faggot’s skills are to be used and exploited.
2. Sex – a faggot can be used for sexual release. The entire sexual experience with a faggot is about a Superior MAN’s sexual needs. The faggot is really no more than a hole.
3. Torture – there is enjoyment and gratification to be found in torturing a faggot. There is something satisfying in taking deep pleasure in the faggots suffering and see it come back for more. Craving YOU even more because of the things YOU do to it.
faggots exist to be used and faggots need to be used.
The faggot faces the reality of what it is; and understands without a Superior MAN to serve it is nothing, it has no purpose, no existence, no life. On the other hand a Superior MAN can have a rich, full life without ever using or owning a faggot.
The faggot knows and accepts what it is. A faggot accepts that it is inferior. That it is nothing but an object to be used and possibly discarded. The faggot understands that if it does not serve well, if it can’t be of use in any of the three categories than it has no value, no worth to the Superior MAN.
A faggot knows true contentment and has a sense of purpose only when it is being serving, being used and controlled by a Superior MAN.
The faggot Serves, Worships and Obeys the Superior MAN
To the faggot the Superior MAN is SIR, MASTER, OWNER and God.
What are you?
it is a faggot
TIPS FOR BEING A GOOD SUBMISSIVE MALE SPOUSE
1. Accept his authority at all times. Remember who the Man of the house is and honor that.
2. If the two of you should decide, be monogamous and honor that. Being unfaithful to your husband as a submissive male spouse is not forgivable. You need to be available physically, emotionally, and mentally at all times for him and not have affairs with other men.
3. If on the flip side your husband ever cheats on you, consider if there was anything that you did that drove him away from you and try to correct that. Remember that “men will be men” and if you aren’t giving it your all he may be tempted to cheat. Work with him to repair your marriage and correct your behavior.
4. Be a good servant for him. Anticipate his needs. His home is his castle and he is the King. Clean up after him and do the chores for your husband as needed. It’s helpful to learn cooking skills and other domestic habits as well.
5. Be aware of all of your husband’s favorite things to do and make time to do them with him. Put aside your own interests and hobbies so you can focus on your husband’s.
6. Make every effort to look good for him. Go to the gym, eat healthy, wear nice clothes, use good hygiene and grooming habits. Figure out what kind of clothes, underwear, and cologne he likes you to wear.
7. Remember that his body standards are much different than yours. Your husband’s sexiness as an alpha male comes from his power, confidence, and authority. His waist size or fashion sense doesn’t matter, but yours does! Remember that you as a submissive male are his play thing and adapt to this dynamic.
8. Take punishments accordingly. Sometimes he may get angry with you and get physical- shouting, face slaps, some rough housing here and there. Remember as an alpha he’s naturally more aggressive. This may hurt temporarily but focus on the positive! What can you do to make him less angry in the future?
9. Be the best little male slut you can be. Indulge in your husband’s fetishes with an open mind. Wear what he wants you to wear. Practice choking yourself and fucking yourself with dildos when he’s at work so you can take his cock like a good bitch.
10. Remember the best foundation for a healthy marriage is love and open communication. Your marriage should be romantic, flirty, and fun. Be affectionate towards him and he will continue to sweep you off your feet (just like the day he walked you down the aisle!).
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Bet they are amazing
The Power of the Pits. There is a reason photographers take this kind of shot.
