[tomorrowillbeyou]

the clit Nature's most epic invention

[subsmarine]

I made a post on main once about how I appreciate Ethan shipped with Heisenberg bc I enjoy that Heis calls Ethan "papa" or whatever but apparently it's a real thing. because I was reading a porn fanfic (lol) for a different fandom and stumbled fortuitously on a similar situation. like yeah no I don't have a daddy kink I just like when a man is fucking another man who happens to be a single father. and that is utilized somehow in dirty talk. what the fuck am I talking about does anyone even know.

[local-fagboys-near-you-deactiva]

Trust me bro dry humping just elevates the hang-out experience you gotta believe me man

[christclown]

These cuffs that keep a sub on tip toes are my current obsession

They're sure to make any chase short :)

[christclown]

I've watched porn less suggestive than this technical description of a 3d print

[quackingcrow420]

Do... do people have a hard time walking on tip toe? Huh...

[christclown]

I see this a lot in the reblogs of this post, but the thing you're not considering is that it's a really shallow angle. Try standing with your feet at a 45-degree angle, heels 1-2 inches off the ground. Stand up and try it. Be a good toy.

Notice how it's very hard to balance and stay still, my plaything? Notice how it starts to hurt after only a couple of minutes. Now stay there and do that for hours and hours, with your ass burning from strikes I gave you for moving. Try not stumbling over when I slap you across the face. Try to keep it together when the pain turns to agony, and you can't get any rest even for a moment. Beg for mercy with your hands tied behind your back and your calves turning to mush. Then tell me how you love being on tip toes, pet.

[subsmarine]

Ok here's a funny story . however long ago my art major roommate was gonna have a display in a gallery thing blah blah but the gallery was called "subspace". so obviously I laughed. Obviously. And she was like what's funny. and I was like....it's called subspace? and then she asked me if that meant something. and I just about died. and then had to explain subspace to her. badly. because I was embarrassed. like now I mostly just find it funny but do you know how trying that was.

[subsmarine]

Sorry I made a post on main about template maverick and Lola and it's got me thinking about them fucking. if I decide it's canon that they fuck. I honestly am not sure what the dynamic is here . Lola would be kinda eager to please probably but also greedy ...? She wants that cookie. Temp is just so aloof in my mind I don't even know what she's doing. She wouldn't be dommy but she could definitely talk ya through it. I think she'd probably keep a shockingly level head most the time and it would drive Lola crazy. you could try to take charge and she would let it happen but. That's the impression. That she would LET it happen. Temp would try to talk-through or egg on Lola when Lola tries to do what she wants and Lola gets so embarrassed she'd try to strangle Temp with a leash or something

[girlballs-archive]

humans are incredible. we invented all kinds of new things that never existed just to jack off to them

[sin-aestheticx]

"bred in captivity"? yeah i'm tryinggg

[subsmarine]

sometimes I lurk on blue sky because there are uncensored images there .

[3000s]

cumming in your underwear for no reason is gonna be huge in 2025 you can quote me on that #trends

[3000s]

you can quote me on that

[3000s]

tell everyone you know

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[subsmarine]

see the problem is that fandom has a bad habit of ALWAYS making 'the bottom' in their m/m fics the transmasc one, if anyone is trans. which has implications which are not great. however for completely unrelated reasons which correlate to my projection onto favorite characters mixed with preference for what kind of situations my favorite characters get put in. means I'm reading a lot of stupid fucking porn where the bottom in a m/m fic is trans. sorry to everyone.

[balljointedzombie]

[nailing]

fixated on this statue i saw in athens

[orpheusilver]

(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch

[subsmarine]

^_^

[patchouii]

A selection of works from Self-Reflected by Dr. Greg Dunn and Dr. Brian Edwards, artists & scientists, to “elucidate the nature of human consciousness” through vividly reflective microetchings of scanned sections of the human brain.