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prepare for a really disorganized blog lol

[orpheuslament]

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

[elodieunderglass]

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

man, why did I have to be born at the exact transitional time of world superpowers where there's rampant conflict and fascism instead of *realizes the entirety of human history has always fucking sucked* the cambrian

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

i wanna be one of these spore looking bitches

[iceghosto]

A quick summary of the last 16 months

[cassie-darlin]

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

[cassie-darlin]

like??

[cassie-darlin]

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

[cassie-darlin]

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

[foone]

Fun fact: I've taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I'm not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I'm not NOT saying that.

[nentuaby]

They did gender-affirming surgery on a vape.

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[anoxthon]

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

[anoxthon]

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

[myhaireatskids]

me when i have the penis autism that causes delusions

[percshelly-deactivated20240308]

written by veniennes (on tiktok)

[unquietgravekeeper]

Just saw the most chronically online take of the year of someone ranting unironically that you should look up every single artist with a song you enjoy to make sure they are unproblematic. And if you don't do this them you are as bad as the controversy associated with the artist, for being 'willfully ignorant.' They literally talked about how they went through more than a thousand artists they listened to and whittled it down to 200 this way. This is obsessive and they need help

[neatotito]

Kids today are so fucking terrified to be wrong. To make mistakes, trust the wrong people, say something stupid. That's fuckin life. Get dirty and learn from it. It's gonna happen no matter how much you try and plan ahead.

[greatcheshire]

Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

[technofeudalism]

so international space station astronauts apparently dropped a tool bag during a spacewalk. and if you look outside when the ISS is in your region, you can see it with binoculars

The tool bag is now orbiting our planet just ahead of the ISS with a visual magnitude of around 6, according to EarthSky. That means it is slightly less bright than the ice giant Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. As a result, the bag  —  officially known as a crew lock bag  —  is slightly too dim to be visible to the unaided eye, but skywatchers should be able to pick it up with binoculars.  To see it for yourself, first find out when you can find spot the space station over the next few months (NASA even has a new app to help you). The bag should be floating two to four minutes ahead of the station. As it descends rapidly, the bag is likely to disintegrate when it reaches an altitude of around 70 miles (113 kilometers) over Earth. 

she's fucking magnificent

[roach-works]

everyone enjoy earth's newest and silliest satellite while she lasts

[annebonnydyke]

saw this and thought of them <3

[dykebarbie]

hi house md fandom

[dopaminerjic]

fuck this fuck you clicks on you in task manager and hits end task

[noisesfrombeyondtheuniverse]

People on my dash were destielposting and my immediate thought was 'Oh I should double check that I'm registered to vote' my neural pathways are a lost cause

[homeboygirl]

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[lesb0]

if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

[lesb0]

"I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

[neverendingmidnightsun]

you lost me at sex I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes am I gonna die