Avocado Advocater

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[secondlina]

Let's get cozy, friend.

[crow-time.com]

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Great job everybody

[arinzeture]

Image of a Black Samurai in Japan with his family.

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[diaryofandnwoman]

[art-thropologist]

This is pure art.

[rookmove]

For those curious, this was taken at the Oceti Sakowin camp during the No DAPL protests in Cannon Ball, North Dakota. The photograph is titled “Defend the Sacred” by Ryan Vizzions. I did not find the name of the subject on horseback.

[ikkimikki]

Her name was  Marissa Blacklance. #Dakota38 rider, & front line water protector at Standing Rock. She was killed by a drunk driver in January of 2018.  Her mother is using this tragedy to make changes benefitting our community with the Yellow Scarf tribute. 

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[horsegirlboy]

honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it

[horsegirlboy]

like most of what is and isn’t romance is cultural/constructed anyways... you can take and leave what you want with it as long as you maintain boundaries. does that make sense

[duckdotcom]

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

[ancient-debris]

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

[frightfullytreeish]

[solarchaotica]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: outfit to hide from various supernatural forces (and certain fish)

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

[c-53]

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

[fortidogi]

[animentality]

[vellichnora]

there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room

[vellichnora]

via Vincent Giarrano on instagram

https://instagram.com/vgiarrano?utm_medium=copy_link

[latinexplains]

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO YALL BC THIS TYPE OF SHIT IS STILL GOING ON TODAY. AT LEAST THE FIRST COUPLE SECONDS!

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I really need every pro-army psychopath to watch these “vets” admit to murdering innocent families and then tell me how they need to be thanked for their service.

Not even actual murderers agree with you lmfao

[thenatsdorf]

Ocelot scritches.

[taraljc]

that kitten sounds like a birb

[bypolarxpress-deactivated202303]

i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs

[swordwithouthilt-deactivated202]

I need y'all to see this

[adelphicoracle]

This tag is a needed component:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things