Wild Antics and Getting Frantic

“Poppin’ pussies into pies” -Sweeney Todd, The Musical-

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[tall]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[chilewithcarnage]

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[segamascott]

[texaschainsawmascara]

[thelonelyjew]

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bee in my bonnet

[heartof-diamond]

just one bee?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

just the one bee, but believe me we are BOTH in distress about the situation

[mcgravin]

"Well, one of us is going to have to change."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* I will, she pulls it off with too much swagger

[tall]

[godkissedme]

above the starry canopy / sebastiaan bremer

[blushingbloom]

horse bridle made from watsonia leaves by Hannah Thornhill

[segamascott]

[thatsbelievable]

[segamascott]

dwerk for me bitch

[segamascott]

sorry i meant hello i hope everyone is having a nice day