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Shane // 19 Author , Artist , Fanboy Commissions are OPEN ! Dm if interested : )

[buhhbi]

I support dudes moaning.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

get that nut bro. let her know she doin a good job

[heyauntieeee]

I can’t stand no quiet ass nigga during sex you betta tell me how I’m making you feel

[careeefreex-deactivated20200830]

!!!!!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I!?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?!

[kaiserbeamz]

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

[taiga-fujimura-official]

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

[kaiserbeamz]

….would I what?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

RADDA RADDA

[kaiserbeamz]

Yes. I would. Thank you.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Becoming an adult is like looking left and right before finally crossing the street and then getting hit by a helicopter.

[hwardlaunch]

Has this been done yet?

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[whitepeopletwitter]

Stick that in your notebook

[elzebrook]

i’ve found it. peak meme.

via https://twitter.com/pls_b_nice_2_me

[the-grey-tribe]

@prudencepaccard

[prudencepaccard]

[disneyismyescape]

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

[kurtofskyforlife]

Shrek came out in 2001

[redrainyumbrella]

Good for him.

[smoliboops]

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

[smoliboops]

I can believe this has 50,000 notes now nani-

[la-laborista-republiko]

[daggers-drawn]

[lord-kitschener]

He’s literally admitting he has no redeeming qualities, what kind of self-drag

[suchshane]

Hey guys !! I just wanted to re-upload my commissions page , since it’s 2018 and I needed a new one with some new pieces ! Please , if you know anyone or you yourself want some cool art , please feel free to message me ! I don’t think my prices are that bad , and I do pretty much about anything . I recently had surgery and are on my last two weeks of my first college semester , and I’m struggling with money . It would mean the absolute world to me if anyone ordered anything , especially because I’ve had these open for almost a year and a half now , and I still haven’t gotten anything . Please . It would be amazing , and much appreciated . Any reblogs or shares would also be greatly appreciated

Thanks , Nate ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"

[peachiecookies-deactivated-2018]

sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND

OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR

YEP THATS RIGHT

oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME

AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT

[nintendette]

[dantes7thcircle]

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

[paper-mario-wiki]

[suchshane]

Hey guys !! I just wanted to re-upload my commissions page , since it’s 2018 and I needed a new one with some new pieces ! Please , if you know anyone or you yourself want some cool art , please feel free to message me ! I don’t think my prices are that bad , and I do pretty much about anything . I recently had surgery and are on my last two weeks of my first college semester , and I’m struggling with money . It would mean the absolute world to me if anyone ordered anything , especially because I’ve had these open for almost a year and a half now , and I still haven’t gotten anything . Please . It would be amazing , and much appreciated . Any reblogs or shares would also be greatly appreciated

Thanks , Nate ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"

[septic-dr-schneep]

Our Brave Boys™ and what they’ve each titled their “Worst Jumpscares”:

[thedgeofsleep]

will he?