[shibeinu-deactivated20121210]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

I’m pro-hoe, pro-prude, pro-sex-on-the-first-date, pro-only-with-a-partner, pro-no-sex-until-marriage. Pro-your-body-your-rules.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!

learn how to coupon

how to get free therapy

clean bathroom tips

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

learn time management skillz

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

create a resume

how to make a doctor’s appointment

organize your closet

find the right career

a list of stress relievers

how to pick a major

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what the hell is a mortgage?

buying a used car

how to pick a health insurance plan

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

a list of hotlines in a crisis

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

Describe your technique for eating pussy

so most guys eat pussy totally wrong and end up with something sad and pathetic like this

don’t try too hard you will fail

what you need is REAL TECHNIQUE

and I’ve got just that for you

Okay so lets say you’re making out with your partner for a few minutes and things are starting to get hot and heavy and you kiss her down her stomach and pull off her panties with your teeth and want to just get right to it

do NOT do that

take a step back

spin around, STOP

double take three times

one

two

three

theeeeen pelvic thrust!!!

woooooo

WOOOOOOO

stop on your right foot

dON’T FORGET IT

now it’s time to bring it around town

bringggg ittt around towwwwnnnn

then you do this and this and this and that and this and then

you can finally put your mouth on it and give her exactly what she wants

follow these EXACT steps and you will be eating pussy like a real pro in no time

[cool-joke]

Sandy Plotnikoff

[thezartorialist]

[bcataflor]

[mousemickeys]

[sandandglass]

The life and times of Ugly Naked Guy

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[rosegold-lux]

[thebikinienthusiast-deactivated]

[luvvlayla-deactivated20161010]

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[yearofthree]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

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[flawlless-life]

[teencry]

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