Murphy's Law

23, Australia

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason

[bassiter]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

A bard who'se main instrument is this

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bard inspiring their teammates:

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

when people tell me to go outside when im depressed

[mount-kilkreath-deactivated2020]

Who else subscribes to the "elf ears are sensitive to touch" headcanon?

[smuttine]

we are legion

[rogue-bard]

My party once went to an "enemy" country where there was pretty much just goblins and bugbears, to rescue my sister from being sacrificed to some cult god, and our elven rest of the party needed to stop and shop of elf-ear cream and paid the worst rip-off price I've ever seen.

They still insist that my halfling ears just wouldn't get it.

[slayerscake]

Cassandra: Percy, you’re alive! it’s been so long since we’ve seen each other, I thought the Briarwoods had killed you!

Percy: basement’s haunted

Cassandra: what?

Percy: *loading his gun and running into the ziggurat* basement’s haunted

[sweet-little-nothings]

Me: *has to concentrate on an important task that shouldn’t take more then 3 minutes to complete*

*My last brain cells not giving a sh*t about whether I live or die*

[evilroachindustrial]

People giving Keyleth shit for her perfectly reasonable decisions as if Percy’s entire plot isn’t the origin story for how the de Rolos became a tiefling bloodline.

[staceyrabs]

[dont-judge-me-punk]

she wants to know your bra size

[cranesofibycus]

one of my favorite moments of campaign 1 so far.

[glowbat]

minerva is one of my fav characters from amnesty and its totally not because ive got a big ol crush on her or anything…nopenopenope

[carudamon119]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

Cozy

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[spacemancharisma]

this is the only mood for being in your 20s

[feargender]

[mindboogling]

I don’t really know how to describe this feeling other than stressful, so I decided to draw it

Please let me draw and “sketchnote”

[newie-talks-trash]

anyone: why are you so anxious???

me and my brain: