GO SUCK A FUCK

teenage bitch. "well how does one suck a fuck?"

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Porn distorts sex, the same way Rom-Coms distort relationships

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[hello-katy]

[trapcard]

all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

[threesideddream]

[priveting]

Photographer:  E. Levi The Enchantments, Washington, USA ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ. ♥

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[kelbremdusk]

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[cheeso]

do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[ohcmondean]

[upallnightogetloki]

I cannot unsee Black Widow just because she’s still got the red hair and the dogs are Borzoi which are a Russian breed. This just SCREAMS Russian high society Natalia Romanova.

[biolumo]

Black Widow and some weird horses

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Gonna feed her enemies to her weird horses

[stability]

[sapphicamydunne]

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

[memehumor]

That’s the Lincoln memorial

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude