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dykespeare-deactivated20181228

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

youtemptres

Introducing WMYB Sacramento 09/07

ohwormideletedagain-deactivated

all of you stop pretending the beatles are better than 1d, it’s embarrassing

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

asoftwrongness

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

snorlaxatives

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

afon-afanc

in america is everyone ignorant

snorlaxatives

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

rechords-moved

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

wasjopara

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

gfwayu

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

wxzvrdkelly

If you like mint and chocolate in any combination, you are a sick individual 🤢

everydayfixxx

theshitneyspears

Redownloading the same dating app every six months

sashayed

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

rosewater1997

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

goldenpaint

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

sweetbittercreature

“What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness. Those moments when another human being was there, in front of me, suffering, and I responded…sensibly. Reservedly. Mildly.”

— George Saunders’s advice to Graduates at Syracuse University, 2013