i watched the view so you don’t have to because dude it sucked
“Harry, first and foremost, what America wants to know is what hair products do you use? … Tell me what you do in the morning; walk me through your routine.” [she touches the hair. fuck off lady.] “He wakes up, he rolls out of bed like this, girls. Who wouldn’t like to be there when that happens?” [touches the hair some more without asking in order to describe what it feels like and harry is NOT PLEASED]
why is raven wearing that mask
“I wanna first of all let you guys know I’m extremely fertile, I’m younger than I look, and I’m ready… . It’s a first come, first serve situation, and I’m here.” [Niall: “She’s not well in the head.”]
“You have a new single, it’s called ‘Drag Me Down.’ Now, is this a song…what is this song about? Is it about a normal Saturday night, you and a lady? Walk me through this song. What is ‘Drag Me Down’ about?” [Louis: “It’s hard to kind of describe…it’s just like as long as you’ve got someone there, you’re gonna be all right.”] “And then you just like, drag them down?” [she laughs] [Louis: “I don’t feel like you’re taking this song very seriously.”] [OH MY GOD THEY HATE HER]
“What’s the greatest gift you’ve ever gotten from a fan?” [becomes a discussion about jumpers, which Louis clarifies are sweaters] “Could they be more English, America? Could they? Impossible.”
“Um, do you guys prefer sweatpants or onesies?” [harry’s face says WTF] “Harry, sweatpants or onesies?” [he continues to make a face and does not answer] “He’s so over this, it’s fine.” [he’s very over this but it is not fine]
“What did you guys do last night, like how do you let loose in America?” [Liam didn’t sleep] “Uh, did you guys watch Bachelor in Paradise last night? Do you know about that show? [towards audience] How good would these guys be on Bachelor in Paradise? Basically, it’s a bunch of single guys go to an island with a bunch of girls who will make out with you. Would you guys ever do something like that? [Harry: “We’re on tour right now.”]
Liam was in Times Square at 4 a.m. oh my god
“You have a couple of choreographed dance moves…you have the bird, the rowboat, and the dinosaur. They all sound vaguely sexual to me. Can you give us a demonstration?” [the boys: are unsure what she’s asking about]
“Guys last thing, last thing. I’m gonna let you go. What does a girl have to do to get your attention? I think that’s what everybody here wants to know. Like, will you follow me on Twitter, is basically what I’m asking. …What does a girl have to do to get your attention?” [the boys: be nice] “That seems very vague. Like what’s a specific thing, a romantic move?” [Raven: “Thank you guys so much for talking to us today!”] “Okay, I get it.” [Raven: “It’s ridiculous, right? It just won’t go anywhere.”]
i don’t think harry looked at her a single time this whole interview except when speaking directly to her. he’s literally looking off to the side the whole time. also a lot of head shaking from him he is having NONE OF THIS
this has been a summary of an interview that must have taken place in 2011???? because what the fuck.
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