Too old for the computer

wut

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[resident-idiot-simp]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[batavias]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[reactionimagesdaily]

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[viralfrog]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[cauldronlakefiles]

The most relatable part of Alan Wake, you ask? Thinking he's better off stuck in a dark room, alone, getting zero sleep and zero exercise, alternating between fantasizing elaborate scenarios where people either love him or brutally murder him and using his sole source of dim, artificial light to write about his blorbos in terrible situations

[segacity]

Off To Save The City ‘Adventures Of Batman & Robin’ SEGA Mega CD

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[verygoodcomments]

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories