[alright-fuckhead]

[myofibril]

academia is truly a humiliation ritual why do i constantly have to write shit like “look how good i am at my job!!!!! please give me money”

[w00z13sbackup]

logan roy - rolling with the LGBT

[riverpiracy]

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

[bambicest]

i really REALLY have to laugh that the only bts photo we've seen (so far?) with jamie bell and richard gadd together has them both looking like they've just emerged from the 9th circle of hell 😭

somebody fucking help them

[spinalrecoil]

[gokusclit]

What is this next level copium bro im actually crying

[gokusclit]

And if I say this is how some of y’all on here sound talking abt lesbians too

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[pjackk]

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

[theweight]

i think rpf is unethical but i dont care because im evil

[knucklecurve]

this will be going triple platinum as a reaction image in my household

[freakbeastcentral]

also not a fan of the concept of hearing characters talk in therapy speak like it’s natural dialogue but the shit i’ve seen people call “therapy speak” makes me think idk man i think that’s just like two people talking

[freakbeastcentral]

“you didn’t mean to but you hurt me” “i’m sorry” is not a therapy speak exchange they teach you how to talk like this in first grade like

[frantastically]

daniil’s route is so funny it’s like a hallmark movie about a big city lawyer going to a small town and learning about the value of love and honesty except he doesn’t learn anything and leaves with his life ruined

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[umarell]