issa joke

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown

[catchymemes]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s procrastinating

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[modelsof-color]

Duckie Thot at Backstage Fashion East F/W 17

[lriis-west-deactivated20170102]

[bobbyshmurdashat-deactivated202]

[the-amazing-boy-catastrophe-dea]

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

[funkyfunx-deactivated20221213]

[oncethingslookup]

Karmay Ngai backstage at Vivienne Tam Fall 2016 RTW

[knowwhatimeme]

[nunnyaconcernanymore]

Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl is it true? You getting money? You think them niggas you with is with you?

[sandsvendor100]

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

[lucidnee]

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

[lucidnee]

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

[lucidnee]

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

[mydeddyalabama]

Me:*appears out of nowhere in front of Thick Ass Beyoncé*

Beyoncé w the fat ass: *jolts,thickly, out of surprise*

Me:

Ma I gotta let you know right off top I see your mans ain’t been treating you right FUCK that nigga I ain’t no lame, no goofy, no dog, no cheatin ass nigga. I see you got your own career and shit I like that you ambitious you bout thick as hell too and I definitely like that. I’m tryna eat that butt like some m&m’s and watch your bad ass kids and love u right so i need you to INSTANTLY put your number in my phone. now go head on and do it thiccums

[pomeranian2]

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[iamhannalashay]

*shows up to my exes funeral like*