lizard wizard

playing the viola is gay culture I don't make the rules. my discord is TheSween #0465 chat with me about cool nerd shit.

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[hamsburglar-deactivated20230103]

chikorita is based on a pear and how did i not see this sooner??

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

[neverthere12345]

[kkaypuffs]

OH MY GOD BITCH

[kovuero]

[aye-sharp]

White people we might have to steal this meme from y’all real quick. 

[stardew-help-wanted]

You would love the worst fish, wouldn’t you

[trollabundinerieg-deactivated20]

“What’s his name, tho?”

“Enahs.”

[deactivated202301041250-deactiv]

behold that post that’s been making rounds every so often w the candidates 

[kiingkazma]

quick shane/farmer comic

[l0sing-d0gs]

a lovely and kind person who wants me to learn how to chill recently gifted me Stardew Valley so I doodled this lovable and relatable chicken man 

[bitterfragile]

The only thing fresher than their eggs, are their MOVES

[chromasmoke]

he has to do something to keep his sanity 

[mymodernmet]

Photographer Captures Heartwarming Portraits of Blind Cats to Help Them Get Adopted

[catmiint]

@dasvanthenecromancer

[8bitrevolver]

Hey guys, the photographer has created a GoFundMe for the care and vet bills for this shelter and kitties! Check it out and share please! I’m always thankful for rescues that save and care for special needs animals https://www.gofundme.com/save-sir-thomas-trueheart-2ug6ehsc

[somethin-to-nothin]

@mostlycatsmostly

[fuckyeahcuterodents]

[dlslubunny]

#dlb💞🐰🐺👄

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[anveiruremade-deactivated202004]

Op is low key lazy to draw arms and hands

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[robotlyra]

I’m detecting a strong suburban Massachusetts upper middle class purgatory aura from this post.

[xxxtictacion]

This post gave me a mortgage and a 2015 Honda civic

[primaryconsumer]

just the pictures! accompanying fic on AO3

(Anders finds a lyre-harp in the guest room he’s staying in at Hawke’s mansion. Justice helps him remember how to play it)