SUCK OR SWAG!

We grade on a pass/fail. Cry about it.

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SWAG: Refused "Dawkins Christ"

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SUCK: Nick Delahoyde "The Longest Way"

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SUCK: Ratatat "Abrasive"

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SWAG: The Underground Railroad to Candyland "The People Are Home"

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SUCK: The Snowdroppers "Love Letters"

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SWAG: Tijuana Panthers "Front Window Down"

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SWAG: Palms "Bad Apple"

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SWAG: Vienna Ditto "Oh Josephine"

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SUCK: The von Trapps "Dancing In Gold"

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SWAG: Sameblod "My Fortune"

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SWAG: Health "Stonefist"

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SUCK: Runaway Saints "Brooklyn Nights"

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SUCK: Iggy & The Stooges "Burn"

I love The Stooges. They're one of the greatest bands ever and Iggy is a bad ass, still. But here's the thing, this ain't a Stooges song. This is an Iggy song. It's an okay Iggy at that but it's a shite Stooges song. Put this crooner shit on your solo album old man. SUCK.

[cmj]

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SUCK: Iron & Wine “Grace For Saints And Ramblers”

This sounds like the Mountain Goats covering Steely Dan... only it's not nearly as good as that might be. This is so boring but it's nice to know that someone out there is still making elevator music. It's critical that America's elevators have horribly bland tunes to accompany you on your four floor journey. Suck.

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SWAG: Greys "Carjack"

This sounds like something I'd blast out of my shitty car speakers to freak out the squares when I was in high school. I want to buy the cheapest, grossest 40oz of malt liquor my fake ID and $1.50 will get me and then go get shit faced while skate boarding in a 7-11 parking lot. That's how this makes me feel and that is awesome! Fuck you, mom! Swag.

[jungleindierock]

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SUCK: Spectres "Rattle The Cage"

Did you ever wonder what it would sound like if you put a bunch of forks and pans into a dryer and turned it on tumble? Well, if you're into that sort of thing then you're going to love this track! It mellows out towards the end because all noisy songs need a quiet part so you can appreciate the grinding metallic nonsense that came before. Tell your drummer to buy new cymbals, dudeman. Suck.

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SUCK: Chaos Chaos "In This Place"

If this video didn't exist I might like this song, maybe. But unfortunately I made the decision to watch the video instead of the SoundCloud link and it completely ruined it. I don't like looking at these people one bit. I want nothing to do with your scowling hipster faces. Suck.