Don't ask about fedoras

31, he/they, slacker and wannabe artist.

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[sophibug]

@anim-ttrpgs

[silly2tilly]

just mayde this

[demilypyro]

Persona and Danganronpa are honestly exactly the same and anyone who denies it is ashamed of themselves because they like one and hate the other

[demilypyro]

Mystery dating sim visual novel

Game is structured using a calendar system where you try to make use of the precious free time you have in between Plot Events to progress character relationships. Doing everything in one playthrough is practically or literally impossible

Progressing the character relationships makes you more powerful in the gameplay sections

Cast of teenagers with deep-seated psychological issues that are utilized for drama or comic relief depending on the scene

Main protagonist is almost always male. One time we had a girl but it came with big asterisks

Whatever Naoto and Chihiro have going on

Misogyny

Cringe

That bear that I hate

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!!

hwhehehehsgehe have a good bappy. NOT LATE. not late....

[violentoffender]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Life must be a rollercoaster for the D class. You live in a shitty prison cell for the remainder of your probably extremely short life. One day some security guards show up and take you to a big room where a scientist tells you to copy an image onto some paper. You do. The scientist shrugs and writes something down and you're taken back.

One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.

One day a security guard takes you to a big room and there's a flute sitting on a table. A scientist tells you "play Hot Cross Buns on that". You explain that you do not know how to play the flute. You are instructed to try. You play the flute and get immediately get dragged into some incomprehensible shadow dimension and torn to pieces for no reason that makes any sense to you. You are very lucky to have survived so long and died so quickly.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This guy will spend hours staring at his blank wall and wondering what the fuck was in that chamber and why they thought he might know.

[ymfingsteadilyon]

Image transcription:

Experiment Log 426-1. Date: [censored] Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.

End of description.

[impossiblepackage]

shout out to those guys who woke up one day and found out they were going to explore the potato dimension

[frog-with-thumbs]

Those weren't D class. That was a squad of fully trained and equipped mtf agents.who got sent to the potato dimension.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They did complain that they had to go instead of D class, though.

[impossiblepackage]

MTF agents are just D class with guns and a paycheck

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

Doing all my little tasks while saying "Reimu!" as a vocal stim.

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

Visit Original Link

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

That's. not the right

audio.

[complexkomainu]

nooo that souds about right

[ichinoseasuna]

using both schwarz and pozmy be like

[theehorsepusssy]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[acerby]

Shit I would do if I was a Stand user

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[exuviator]

[stardustdiver]

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[idtech666]

Visit Original Link

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon request

[shegayonmygirl]

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

[yakourinka]

Welcome back, Doctor.