Hi, I'm Birdie!

Just your friendly neighborhood bird. TERFs, Ship Police, and minors DNI. no offense ❤️ BL enthusiast and bird aficionado. Suck my eggs. 🐣

[psyfi]

gotta admit this sign did make me laugh

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Confession

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

"Live slug reaction" but it's MDZS and it's Lan Qiren being disappointed

Call that "Live Lan reaction"

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[tiabwwtws-art]

like what would you do.

[stefanyd]

The kind of tomfoolery I'm here for

[tiabwwtws-art]

like what would you do.

[stefanyd]

The kind of tomfoolery I'm here for

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Soap operas yearn for the level of chaos, scandal and general ridiculous melodrama of Mdzs. These losers have just won a military campaign of historical scale and they are still doing shit like whatever the Phoenix mountain nighthunt was.

Jin ZiXuan just yelling at full volume to his crush that he actually likes her and wasn’t being made to talk to her by his mum while the entire cultivation world watches in silence after randomly appearing one by one out of the trees to yell about other shit and threaten each other with swords. He immediately runs off while his mum chases after him to get him to pull himself together and try and have a normal conversation with her future daughter in law.

And Lan Wangji a few minutes previously kissed the guy he’s obsessed about while he was blindfolded and proceeded to have a breakdown in which he knocked down multiple trees in frustration, one with just his fist. All in full view of this guy who’s kind of still reeling from a kiss he is somehow convinced was a girl.

Nie Mingjue apparently had a pleasant day killing hordes of monsters (which they were all technically there to do but then they got distracted) and didn’t pick up on any of this.

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[kotomiyam]

🤘😎~

[miyakuli]

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[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Meeting the Poorly-Drawn versions: Wangxian.

[allpiesforourown]

honestly I feel like the "under your uniform you're actually naked" thing would be something Wei wuxian would say to piss off Lan wangji during their studying in Gusu together era.

Anyways that failed because now Lan wangjj wouldn't stop imagining Wei wuxian being naked under his uniform.

wei ying: youre naked under your uniform how lewd

lan zhan: and youre not?

wei ying: nope

lan zhan imagining pretty lingerie on him: oh

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[essaimart]

she needs a lot

[valtsv]

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

[trufflesmushroom]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: maybe even 'why was there a trap there in the first place' /End ID]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations! The alien you befriended is a Stone Femme!