Below is basic information and a list of wanted and open connections for 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙨. Jason is currently MARRIED to 𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝙆𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙨, living between BROOKLYN, New York and LOS ANGELES, California.
Please dm me if there is any connection on the list you would like to explore (most are open to multiples so don't worry if there's already a name beside it!)
—— character chart. ——
Full name
Daniel Jason Sudeikis
Preferred name
Jason
Nickname
J Suds, Suds, Jase, DJ
Date of birth
11.18.75
Place of birth
Fairfax, Virginia
Hometown
Overland Park, Kansas
Occupation
Writer, actor, comedian
Notable works
Saturday Night Live, Ted Lasso
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
—— family. ——
Parents
Daniel Sudeikis | Kathryn Sudeikis
Siblings
Lindsay Ann Sudeikis (01.15.81) | Kristin Ann Sudeikis (01.01.79)
Children
Otis Alexander Sudeikis (4.20.14) | Daisy Josephine Sudeikis (10.11.16) | Levi Joseph Kushner (3.11.21) (STEP-SON) | Elijah Jude Kushner (7.11.23) (STEP-SON)
Additional relatives
George Wendt (maternal uncle) | Tom Howard (great-grandfather) | 40+ first cousins
—— romantic. ——
Current partner
KARLIE KLOSS (Nov. 2023 Married. 02.14.24 - Not public knowledge)
Former partner(s)
KAY CANNON (Married. 2004 Split May 2008 Div. 2010) | JANUARY JONES (Nov 2009-Jan 2011) | OLIVIA WILDE (Nov 2011 Engaged. Jan 2013-Nov 2020)| KEELEY HAZELL (Feb 2021-May 2022)
Exes that still have feelings for each other
Exes who despise each other
Booty calls/FWB
Quick hook up
Constantly flirting type of relationship (wheeling/leading on)
Publicity partner
Summer romance
EVA MENDES (Jun 2011-Jul 2011)
—— platonic connections. ——
Childhood friends
Lifelong friends
Best friends
HANNAH WADDINGHAM | BRENDAN HUNT | MARCUS MUMFORD | KYLIE JENNER
Confidants
JENNIFER ANISTON
Ride or die
Platonic soulmates
Friends
TED DWAYNE | BEN LOVETT | SETH MEYERS | WILL FORTE | SNL PLAYERS | CHARLIE DAY | JASON BATEMAN | ED HELMS | TED LASSO CAST
Brother/sister friendship
Parent-child like friendship
Familial connections
ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY
Unlikely friends
TAYLOR SWIFT
Seem like a married couple
Ex-friends
Neighbours that never talked, but acknowledged each other
Are you really trying to make me feel bad for you, Jason? Cause I can tell you in no way will it ever happen. Like I said you are lucky that they are willing to be your friend cause it does not always happen for people, not that easily anyways.
PRIVATE: I am teasing as I say it, I would never honest to goodness mean it. If I did I would not be a good friend and be supporting you two as the end game as people call it these days. I agree with all of that, you know I do. But you must have said a line or two to catch her attention in the beginning. I was just wondering what kind of line you gave her is all.
By telling you I have a 29 year strong friendship with my ex wife? No. Please, I don't need your pity. Kay is an aca-awesome person to have on my contact list, she's been rocking life. Getting divorced was probably the best thing we could've done for each other.
PRIVATE: It wasn't like that. I needed a friend in a vulnerable moment, and she was there for me, she offered me comfort, we fucked, we've been inseparable ever since. Is that what you want to hear? If there was 'a line' you'd have to ask her what it was, because I wasn't aware of putting any moves on her. I asked if I could kiss her, but there was no 'I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away'... I might've said something about her needing some Suds because she's a dirty girl but that wasn't a line that was just friendly banter in the context.
Watching Jason was impossible for Karlie not to smile, to finally be able to share the news with Jason making everything real, still holding onto his hands she moved so she could get closer to Jason, resting on hand on his chest. "i'm going to be so annoying for the next nine months" she joked already thinking about the fact they were making they family of six even bigger now that they were having a baby.
Jason took off his glasses and dropped them onto the counter so he could rub his eyes, then he sniffed a few times and dried his hands by pulling the sleeves of his hoodie down over his knuckles. His heart raced, his mind raced, thinking about all the people he had to tell, thinking about how he was going to tell Olivia, Daisy, Otis, his parents, his sisters. That would come later, in time, for now he placed his hands on Karlie's hips and cleared his throat, "How-- How far along? Do you know?"
SUDSMCDUFF: Being a Dad means that "Pardon me, tiny humans? We do not weaponize sand. You can put sand in the bucket, you can put sand on the ground, you cannot put sand in each other's face. If you can't stop throwing the sparkle dirt, it will be time to get out of the sand box." is a totally normal Saturday afternoon sentence
Opening a bakery is the most me thing i ever done, honestly surprise that Ryan was okay with me doing it but it has been so much fun, guess he couldn't say much after he got a football team am i right? anyway hi everyone, if you haven't seen me in the last two months i been in Brooklyn baking my heart out.
A football team for a bakery seems like a fair exchange to me. Congratualtions to Wrexham on the promotion, and congratulations to you on your new bakery; I'll for sure be visiting I've heard some very good things about your confections.
Karlie continued to watch Jason for his reaction once he saw the shoes, smiling at his questioning if the shoes were for her ten month old son but shook her head, before she could even answer his question he had found the pregnancy test making her heart jump from her chest as she worried he wouldn't be happy with the new, sure they had talked but now this was a reality, what if he had change his mind? Luckily she didn't had to wait for long to kow how he felt as his eyes screamed his feelings away, with him holding her hands she nodded smiling. "I am… we are going to have a baby" she told him squeezing his hands.
When he had the confirmation from her, hearing the words out loud, Jason was overcome with emotion; she squeezed his hands and he squeezed them back, his heartbeat increased and a lump got stuck in his throat as the tears spilled from his eyes and he bowed his head to let them fall. It was no real secret that being a father was the single best thing in Jason's life. His children were his life, and he adored spending time with Karlie's boys too... the idea that they would have one of their own filled him with so much joy that he couldn't contain it. His tears were happy ones. "We're going to have a baby." he repeated her words so they'd sink in and he'd know they were real.
02.14.24 💍
On Valentine's Day this year I did the most cliche thing a guy can do; I proposed to my girlfriend, my best friend, my rock, my port in a storm. She wanted cheesy romance, and true to my word, I got the oversized bouquet of roses, the stuffy, the heart-shaped chocolates, and the ring and I asked "Will you marry me... today?" (I even caught myself off guard a bit with the urgency) "Are you joking?" "That depends: if you think I'm crazy then yes, totally, but if you're down then I'm so serious." I was so serious regardless, and lucky me she was just as insane as I am and we went on a scavenger hunt looking for everything we needed to get married that day.
I would walk to the ends of the earth for this person. I am in awe of her spirit, her generosity, her love, and her talent, her genius, her beauty every single day. I love that my life is now a forever sleepover with my best buddy 💞 I love you forever, Mrs. S
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