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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have
hero starters:
feel free to change pronouns/titles where appropriate!
❝ there’s no need to do anything drastic . ❞ ❝ do you really have nothing better to do than ruin people’s lives ? ❞ ❝ not if i have anything to say about it . ❞ ❝ can you commit crimes another day ? i kind of have a full schedule today and you’re ruining it ! ❞ ❝ what … what did you do to them ?! ❞ ❝ you… really think i’d join you ? that’s… sick . stop being sick . ❞ ❝ i know when i’m beaten , but YOU don’t . ❞ ❝ this isn’t worth it , __ ! you know it’s wrong ! quit while you’re ahead ! ❞ ❝ please , this one’ll end up like all your other plans . out the window and in the garbage . ❞ ❝ i won’t let you hurt anyone else ever again . ❞ ❝ i don’t care if people don’t appreciate what i do . i’m going to save them anyway . because it’s the right thing to do ! ❞ ❝ you like, literally never win? why do you keep trying ? ❞ ❝ i can’t let you die . ❞ ❝ i’m no hero … but i’ll still stop you . ❞ ❝ oh , no . you’re not getting away from me now ! not when i’m so close ! ❞ ❝ let them go now , or … ❞ ❝ do you legitimately have any standards or are you just terrible ? ❞ ❝ this isn’t what we agreed ! ❞ ❝ stop trying to manipulate me ! i know who i am ! i’m the hero , and i’m going to save my friends ! ❞ ❝ i can’t let you endanger everyone i care about ! ❞ ❝ wait , you’re not ___ . who’re you ? ❞ ❝ aw , come on , you’re not THIS evil ! ❞ ❝ i’d never join you ! ❞ ❝ what are you doing ? ❞ ❝ please , listen to me . you don’t have to do this . we can forget about all this and go home . ❞ ❝ don’t make me kill you ! ❞ ❝ i failed … i failed everyone . ❞ ❝ you can’t evade me forever ! i will find you, and when i do , there’ll be nowhere to run ! ❞ ❝ i’ll make you pay for what you did to them ! ❞ ❝ i … hate you . so much . ❞ ❝ ooooh , what do all these buttons do ? ❞ ❝ blah-blah-blah , evil monologue . can we just cut to the part we beat eachother up ? ❞ ❝ i changed my mind . maybe … maybe i do want to join you . ❞ ❝ no . no , don’t . i’ll do anything you say ! just stop ! ❞ ❝ why are you doing this ?! ❞ ❝ you’re not bad at fighting for villainous scum . ❞ ❝ fine . fine ! i give up ! just let them go ! ❞ ❝ sorry , this mouth runs a mile a minute , and you can’t hope to stop it . ❞ ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞ ❝ how many people ? ❞ ❝ sorry i’m late . got caught up fighting your little defense squad . ❞ ❝ nonono , don’t come any closer ! ❞ ❝ i’m going to make every second of your life annoying . ❞ ❝ oooooh , nice shot ! did you mean to aim at that , though ? ❞ ❝ this isn’t right ! i don’t know what twisted presence is making you think it is , but it’s wrong! this is all wrong ! stop ! ❞ ❝ i never get tired . ❞ ❝ because i have something you don’t . ❞ ❝ don’t you touch them. ❞ ❝ i wouldn’t have to keep interfering if you stopped plotting to destroy everything i care about ! ❞ ❝ i’ll save them . i’ll save them all ! ❞ ❝ what do you want ? ❞
Memories for the "Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse." meme!!
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Oooooo okay this is a fun one. Andres has a huge attachment complex from how he grew up when he was alive. His mom died at a young age and his dad was a raging abusive alcoholic, so most of the memories he savors are those from his close friends. Most of his best memories come from when he was alive since he hasn’t really had the opportunities to go out of his way to actually introduce himself to people in hell. Sure he’s a pornstar and a music artist, but that’s more so of a fanbase instead of actually making friends.
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Nightmares
Humanity
Guardian
Torture
Insanity
Slaughter
Order
Morality
Loyalty
Promise
Betrayal
Epiphany
Apathy
Memories
Loss
Lies
Death
Love
Plans
Pawns
revenge
Monster
Time
Waiting
Laugh
Trend
Alliance
Natural
Pretence
Urge
Impression
Critic
Accent
Stranger
Judgement
Delirious
Instinct
Damage
Illusion
End
My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.
Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!
Send “!!!” to find my muse broken, dirty, and covered in blood.
Starter for @sinfulpink
Starring in adult films wasn’t something that Andres never thought he’d get himself into when he first arrived in hell. For someone as introverted as him, It would’ve been the last thing that he was on his list of professions. The thrill of it though made him just forget that cameras are on him twenty four-seven, which is probably why he became so popular for an amateur in the industry. On camera, his full animal instincts take over and he usually is either left not being able to walk or doing that action with his filming partner, whichever position he needed to fill in for that day.
It was after his shoot for the day And he was just relaxing in just a towel, writing down music ideas in his notebook that he carried with him everywhere. The canine was still needed on set for a little bit longer, so this was a good way to pass the time. After about fifteen minutes passed, the director came up to him to tell him that he was going to meeting his film partner that he would be working with for the next few days. Well this was going to be fine.
“¿Está el aquí? Just hurry it up so I can go home already.”
Very invasive questions to get to know the blogger!
Have you ever broken a bone?
What is your religion?
Do you have a “type?”
Are you a clean person?
Do you believe in ghosts and supernatural things?
Have you ever experienced anything supernatural?
What is the most profound thing anyone has said to you?
Do you use a planner?
What is your favorite kind of literature?
What is the worst trouble you’ve gotten into?
If you won the lottery, what would be the first five things you’d do with the money?
Do you have or want any tattoos or piercings?
What’s your favorite scent?
Where is the farthest you’ve ever lived away from your home?
Do you collect anything?
What is the oldest thing you own?
What is your race/nationality?
What is the one food you could eat for the rest of your life without getting bored?
Is there something for your childhood/culture that you’ve continued to do that others may find odd?
What is your dream job?
❛ hi!!! i'm ladybug! it's nice to meet you! ❜
“Hm?” The canine leaned down and tilted his head, looking at the small demon in front of him. “Hola pequeña. Me llamo Andres. You’re pretty small compared to the other demons I’ve seen, not gonna lie.”
killin-killjoy:
Katie had been busy dealing with Tom, which really wasn’t a surprise given how her job was 90% dealing with Tom. But the second she was interrupted, the little bastard had managed to slip away, not that she really did want to spend any more time having to talk to him.
“Great, so this is what they supply me with.”
She pinched the bridge of her nose, giving a sigh.
“Listen, you’re filler, so you and I both know that I’m not looking forward to having you on here, Andres. Personally, I have no idea who the fuck you even are, so whatever it is you’re planning on saying better be interesting as hell, otherwise I’ll be dragging your name so far through the mud that it’ll look like you just clawed your way out of your own grave, got it?”
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The canine already didn’t want to be here and he’s already get sassed out by a news caster? Oh there’s no way he’s taking this shit from a has been reporter. He lowered his head and tilted it, showing his obviously uninterested mood.
“Do I look like I want to be here in the first place?” He took a seat on the empty chair closest to the table and looked back at the lady in front of him. “Escucha aqui, it’s a quick cash grab that’ll promote my work, I’ll put on a fake smile, and then I’ll be out of here. Todo lo que necesitas hacer es no ser una perra. I’ll be professional, you’ll be professional, we both leave with money, sound good, or do you need to take a ego check before making a deal?”
starter for @killin-killjoy
This was the last thing that Andres wanted to do, but he made a living for himself where he has to go and promote his stuff for all of the sinners in hell. He’d rather not do that, but he’s made too much of a name for an amateur like himself.
“Por favor mátame de nuevo ahora mismo,” he whispered to himself as he walked into the news station. He saw the disaster that was the interview with the daughter of hell, he just didn’t want it to be that bad. Just fake a smile, that’s all he’s gotta do. When he walked in, the first thing he saw was the female newscaster just demolishing her news partner a new one. Not a surprise from what he’s seen.
“¿Señorita Killjoy? I’m Andres, your team kind of called me in last minute to fill in for a segment.”
It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!
Reblog if your muse is multiship!
send “you’re such an idiot.” for my muse to tend to your muse’s wounds.
( send “reverse: you’re such an idiot.” for your muse to tend to my muse’s wounds instead. )
((Hey fam, it’s ya boi Vid at it with a new OC blog for Hazbin Hotel specifically, but it works with whatever. Give this a LIKE or a REBLOG and I’ll come check you out if you’re interested in interacting with this stupid angry doggo. This IS a side blog, so I follow back with @kxxpthis-discrxtx))
PARAMORE’S ❝ AFTER LAUGHTER ❞ SENTENCE STARTERS
HARD TIMES
“all that i want is to wake up fine.”
“tell me that i’m alright - that i ain’t gonna die.”
“and i still don’t know how i even survive.”
“where do i go? give me some sort of sign.”
“gonna take you down and laugh until you cry.”
ROSE-COLORED BOY
“i’m right at the end of my rope.”
“don’t make me laugh, i’ll choke.”
“hey man, we all can’t be like you.”
“i want you to stop insisting that i’m not a lost cause.”
“i don’t want anybody seeing me cry now.”
TOLD YOU SO
“for all i know, the best is over and the worst is yet to come.”
“i hate to say i told you so.”
“i know you like when i admit that i was wrong.”
“at least i try to keep my cool.”
FORGIVENESS
“i cried ‘til i couldn’t cry.”
“you want forgiveness.”
“there’s still a thread that runs from your body to mine.”
“if it’s all up to us we might as well give up.”
“forgiving is not forgetting.”
FAKE HAPPY
“i bet everybody here is just as insincere.”
“please, don’t ask me how i’ve been.”
“if the lights are low they’ll never see me frown.”
“i know i said that i was doing good and that i’m happy now…”
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“you really know how to get someone down.”
“hold onto hope if you’ve got it.”
“i’m hoping someday maybe i’ll just float away.”
“survival will not be the hardest part.”
“let it break your heart.”
POOL
“no one breaks my heart like you.”
“for a moment, i could forget what happens in my head.”
“is it better to get it over with?”
“now i know you.”
GRUDGES
“are you recounting all my faults?”
“could it be that i’ve changed? or did you?”
“we can’t keep holding on to grudges.”
“i don’t even care that it’s been awhile.”
“why did it take so long to just let it go?”
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE
“i can’t think of who i was, it just makes me want to cry.”
“i try to keep going but it’s not that simple.”
“nostalgia’s cool, but it won’t help me now.”
“i can sabotage me by myself.”
“i gotta keep going or they’ll call me a quitter.”
IDLE WORSHIP
“don’t hold your breath, i never said i’d save you.”
“i don’t want your money.”
“we all got problems don’t we?”
“i know that you’re afraid to let all the dark escape you.”
“you’re wasting all your faith on me.”
NO FRIEND
“i’m no savior of yours and you’re no friend of mine.”
“i see myself in the reflection of people’s eyes.”
“i hate i might actually be more afraid.”
“if nothing comes of it, just know that we are grateful.”
TELL ME HOW
“you may hate me but i can’t hate you.”
“i’m sick of the beginnings.”
“tell me how to feel about you now.”
“of all the weapons you fight with, your silence is the most violent.”
“you don’t have to tell me if you ever think of me.”
((Hey fam, it’s ya boi Vid at it with a new OC blog for Hazbin Hotel specifically, but it works with whatever. Give this a LIKE or a REBLOG and I’ll come check you out if you’re interested in interacting with this stupid angry doggo. This IS a side blog, so I follow back with @kxxpthis-discrxtx))