Sweet Talkin' Sugah-coated Candyman

Indie AU!Scourge the Hedgehog RP blog. Semi-Selective, possible NSFW (alcoholism, drug use, torture, excessive swearing, cannibalism and sexual references) that will be tagged upon request.Current M!A: None. Accepting.((Very casual RP blog, however feel free to chat Scourge up and buy him a drink.))Tracking: sugahsweetscourge

[mrkanman]

someone: *compliments me*

my hideous brain goblin: no im n–

me, beating the goblin with a stick: no!!! its nice having my positive traits acknowledged!! responding to affirmation by denying it doesn’t make anybody feel good! the goodness in me isn’t always visible to myself, and i won’t put myself down when people see it! i deserve compliments!

[mrkanman]

hideous brain goblin, spitting blood: they’re lying to you to make you feel bet–

me, loading my shotgun: I’ll Feel Better And That’s What Matters, Shitlord. Making Those Assumptions And Festering On Them Will Only Hurt Me And The People Who Genuinely Do Mean Their Compliments. If I Assume The Worst In Praise, I Won’t See The Best In Myself.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

Looking to leave social media for a while

There are a few people here that I'll miss. @blazingauraheartworld and @the-fluffin-werehug to name a few, but if yall want my skype or something, shoot me a message here.

[flyingpochama948]

I like that how now matter how many differing opinions this fandom has, we all can come together and agree that Ken Penders sucks.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

".......I see your still alive."

“I don’ know who da fuck ya are, what’s my life status got anythin’ ta do wit’ ya?”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“Does Shadow ring a bell?” Shadow asked

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

That remark brought upon a dissatisfied scowl.

“I’ve met several Shadow alternates in my time, but I ain’t never seen ya b'fore.”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“I’m Shadow prime, the one you fought along with sonic!” Shadow started to scowl

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

It was in that moment that Scourge realized this alternate had nothing pertaining to him. This let his hostility drop but then his desire to leave the conversation skyrocketed.

Beginning on a brisk pace and brushing past the Shadow alternate, he called back, “I ain’t th’ bastard yer lookin’ fer, I can assure ya that.”

[the-wandering-shadow]

As Scourge brushed past him shadow grabbed his wrist. “ How do I know your not lying? There can’t be any other scourges! Unless your some “reformed” version like Robotnik”.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

“T'ere absolutely can be and are many Scourge alternates! Now get yer hands off'a me b'fore I… Call th’ cops.” The green hedgehog hesitated for just a moment before yanking his arm out of the Shadow Alternate’s hand.

[the-wandering-shadow]

“…..I’m looking for a Metal sonic, have you seen him? He’s the reason why I’m trapped in this dimension.”

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

"Can't say I 'ave. Now fuck off."

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

".......I see your still alive."

“I don’ know who da fuck ya are, what’s my life status got anythin’ ta do wit’ ya?”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“Does Shadow ring a bell?” Shadow asked

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

That remark brought upon a dissatisfied scowl.

“I’ve met several Shadow alternates in my time, but I ain’t never seen ya b'fore.”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“I’m Shadow prime, the one you fought along with sonic!” Shadow started to scowl

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

It was in that moment that Scourge realized this alternate had nothing pertaining to him. This let his hostility drop but then his desire to leave the conversation skyrocketed.

Beginning on a brisk pace and brushing past the Shadow alternate, he called back, “I ain’t th’ bastard yer lookin’ fer, I can assure ya that.”

[the-wandering-shadow]

As Scourge brushed past him shadow grabbed his wrist. “ How do I know your not lying? There can’t be any other scourges! Unless your some "reformed” version like Robotnik".

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

"T'ere absolutely can be and are many Scourge alternates! Now get yer hands off'a me b'fore I... Call th' cops." The green hedgehog hesitated for just a moment before yanking his arm out of the Shadow Alternate's hand.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

".......I see your still alive."

“I don’ know who da fuck ya are, what’s my life status got anythin’ ta do wit’ ya?”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“Does Shadow ring a bell?” Shadow asked

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

That remark brought upon a dissatisfied scowl.

“I’ve met several Shadow alternates in my time, but I ain’t never seen ya b'fore.”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“I’m Shadow prime, the one you fought along with sonic!” Shadow started to scowl

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

It was in that moment that Scourge realized this alternate had nothing pertaining to him. This let his hostility drop but then his desire to leave the conversation skyrocketed.

Beginning on a brisk pace and brushing past the Shadow alternate, he called back, "I ain't th' bastard yer lookin' fer, I can assure ya that."

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

".......I see your still alive."

“I don’ know who da fuck ya are, what’s my life status got anythin’ ta do wit’ ya?”

[the-wandering-shadow]

“Does Shadow ring a bell?” Shadow asked

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

That remark brought upon a dissatisfied scowl.

"I've met several Shadow alternates in my time, but I ain't never seen ya b'fore."

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

".......I see your still alive."

"I don' know who da fuck ya are, what's my life status got anythin' ta do wit' ya?"

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

Chapter 2: More Than Hospitality

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

The smug hedgehog took some amusement in watching the ordeal with the soap, but eventually decided that her safety was more important than a laugh.

Scourge stepped quickly to her aid, and as he did he just had to ask, “Why, as an intelligent extraterrestrial species, is yer first prerogative ta shove foreign objects an’ fluids inta yer mouth?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The average person has sex approximately 5800 times before he/she dies. If this statistic happens to be accurate I’ll live to be approximately 20,000 years old.

[deactivated-blog]

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

((I've always wanted to ship my Miles with another Miles...))

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

"Rekt."

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

The she-weasel leaned against the she was sitting at, sky blue jewels fixated on the green hedgehog across from her. ❝ You look like you need a strong 'un. How about I buy you a Whiskey? You certainly look like you could use it. ❞

Dangerous-looking, spunky stride and armed. Better still, was she actually offering to buy him a drink?

A small fanged smirk broke his deadpan expression, and crept across his maw as his eyes rose to met hers.

“If ya really wanted t'spoil lil’ ol’ me, I’ll take nuttin’ younger d'an a decade poured over chilled polished granite in a crystal glass.”

[strength-smarts-prower]

Offline

Damn tired

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

REDEEMEDKING

[redeemedking-blog1]

🔥 ∼  ❝ Scourge ❞  ⸢ 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚑𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎 ⸥

Staring down his alternate with more intense malice, a grimaced jaw prepared to retort. “I’m sorry, but last I checked t'was YOU sniffin’ up MY tracks. Whadda ya say ta that, lad?” He spat.

       ⟨⟨ 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. ⟩⟩ ∼ He could point out many things about his accent, and speech pattern but he decided to let that go for now, instead another roll of his eyes, clearly done with this guy at this point. “ For fuck’s sake…listen here bucko, m’ fucking LOST in this garbage dimension that I had th’ displeasure of callin’ home before. An’ I wanna get th’ fuck outta here before I go insane. Literally insane. M’ not kiddin’. ” his acting skills were mixed with actual reality, some fur on his quills popping out randomly, and eyes with a half genuine panicked expression.

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

"Ohh, well why din't ya fuckin' say so in d'e first place?" The cruel hedgehog feigned care.

"Well, what d'e hell d'ya expect me t' do about it? I ain't an idiot that goes an' gets d'emselves lost."

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

" No its a matter of statistics... and statistically speaking most scourges are vulgar... "

“Can’t argue wit’ dat. I m'self got a mout’ o'a drunken sailor at times. But I’m assumin’ that ain’t d'e kinda superficial ‘vulgar’ yer referrin’ to, is it?”

[futurekingofmoebius-deactivated]

sugahsweetscourge:

“Did ya just say ‘jollies’? Hah! D'e kinda limey faggot accent is that? Hah hah!” The hedgehog had his hands on his knees in mockery laugh.

While the inappropriate break in topic was in character with one as vulgar as a Scourge, this hedgehog was particularly considerate and regarded the Miles’ will to discontinue this conversation path.

He huffed! so he had a bit of a British accent? What was the big deal! Least he could speak proper English! mostly! “ I’ve always had this accent… I guess it sets me apart from other Miles Prowers, what’s wrong with my accent? “ He asked finding it more then a little irritating that his speech patterns were being poked fun at! The temptation to use his bolt materia on him out of spite was rising! But No he’d be the bigger man and not resort to Violence… not over a bad bit of teasing.

“ I mean listen to you… you sound like a street thugg… a 5 dollar, thug for hire… “

[sugahsweetscourge-archive2]

The hedgehog doubled back in laughter, real this time.

"Oh, dumb fox, ya tink yer so smart, so unique and proud? No, I laugh b'cause you just ain't d'e first Miles I'd met who had a so-called 'British accent'; on d'e topic of dat, I'm Irish; Belfast-like accent, if ya will. But ya two-pound limey wouldn't give shit about us drunken clovers up there, would ya? Ya ain't even got d'e currency down!"