yoonie

i write quotes about parents namjin, uncle hobi and their four babies ☆

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yoongi: Sometimes i like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... yoongi: ...and violently jerk their head until it snaps in my hands. taehyung: ...that took an unexpected turn. jungkook: so did their neck.

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taehyung: jungkook won’t wake up, what do i do?

yoongi: did you try kicking him?

taehyung: yes.

yoongi: i’m out of ideas.

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seokjin: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, yoongi? yoongi: no. taehyung: i do! seokjin: i know, taehyung. taehyung: i’m sad. seokjin: i know, taehyung.

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hoseok and jimin: [cooking] seokjin: [kicks down door] seokjin: [grabs knife from jimin's hand] seokjin: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR? jimin: hoseok: what namjoon: he's trying to tell you he wants to cook.

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taehyung: a party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. yoongi hyung has done so much for us. this is our chance to do something for him. jungkook: by forcing him to be at a party that he doesn’t want to be at? taehyung: i knew you’d understand.

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seokjin: [yawns] hoseok: yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. seokjin: then you must be exhuasted. jungkook: will you two shut up? some of us are lonely.

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namjoon: i’m not a doctor, i’m a medic. yoongi: what’s the difference then? namjoon: well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die. jungkook: note to self; never get shot.

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yoongi, watching power lines fall down: taehyung, jungkook! the town is exploding and it's very pretty!

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jungkook: so, what is taehyung to you? yoongi: the reason i wake up every morning. jungkook: ...that’s adorable. taehyung earlier that morning, barging into yoongi′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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yoongi: taehyung is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do? namjoon: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. jimin: tackle him! seokjin: dump him. jungkook: date me instead. hoseok: kick him in the shin! taehyung: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!!

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yoongi: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. taehyung: that's the most hopeful thing i've ever heard. jungkook: but what if i die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? seokjin: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. yoongi: taehyung: jungkook: rest of bts: yoongi: you wanna do it or should i-? jungkook: go ahead.

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jungkook: yoongi hyung, what do you have? yoongi: A KNIFE! jungkook: okay, have fu- taehyung: NO!

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seokjin: i have no respect for santa. don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. walk in through the front door and fight me like a man!

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jungkook: i think namjoon hyung broke something again. yoongi: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i’m honest.

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jungkook: i dare you- yoongi: taehyung is not allowed to accept dares anymore. jungkook: why not? taehyung: "i have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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taehyung: dumbest scar stories, go! seokjin: i burned my tongue once drinking tea. namjoon: i dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. hoseok: i accidentally touched a steaming hot pot of food and the scar is there since. jimin: i have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. jungkook: i was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. yoongi: i have... emotional scars.

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hoseok: we’re kind of missing something guys. taehyung: cohesion? jungkook: teamwork? yoongi: a general sense of what we’re doing? namjoon: and jimin is not here. seokjin: oh, and that, yeah.