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Ho Post: Pussy Pride

Listen now. I get this question a lot and I’ve had enough of it. “How do I make my pussy taste good?” “My pussy looks kind of weird.” “I’m afraid of what he’ll think!” Everybody got anxiety about what their cat looks like, and what she tastes like and how she’ll be perceived and how many visitors she’s had and all this nonsense and let me tell you: don’t nobody care. Stop the pussy madness.

Bitch if you unclench your pussy lips to allow some crusty nigga in there he better get down on his knees and pray to god and thank him for the fountain brought before him and drink from it’s opening. He better put two fingers in and raise his hand to bless the pussy. He better give the pussy last rites before destroying it. He better say grace. He better mark it for freshness. Men have dicks that look like their cousin twice removed. Men got dicks that look like they’ve been transplanted. Men got dicks that look like it was the last one they had in the store in that region. Men got dicks that look like they were on the sale rack for at least two seasons. Men got dicks that look like they were donated by the Salvation Army. Men got dicks that look like somebody donated it to get a write off on their taxes. And men don’t eem worry about what they look like.

If you clean your cat properly, if you wash her and you love her, you know all her spots it doesn’t matter what she tastes like. Bitch dispense with this pretense. You are on this page, on this post because you are a feminist. You believe in the economic, political and social equality of the sexes. That literally means you believe in equal treatment and opportunity. So when a man comes over expecting to get his dick sucked and swallowed knowing his cum burns holes through wool sheets you don’t gotta worry if your shit tastes like a peach or a paste, you hear me?

This is not the pussy olympics. Nobody is going to get a gold medal for symmetrical pussy lips. Nobody is getting glamor shots of their labia majora. Nobody is giving interviews on Ellen for their labia minora. Why are y’all so worried about what dudes think about your sex when he thinks the clitoris is a soft drink? Stop it. Worry about perfecting your ho.

If you want to be sure of something be sure of how to touch yourself and how to be pleased. Don’t fake nothing. Stop it. Get naked and have a conversation with your pussy. It’s you and her until the end. Know that bitch. If she pink, if she purple, if she a ham sandwich or a hoagie she’s yours. Don’t be one of those women who goes to get a surgery over how she feels about some flesh. I guarantee you, a pussy whose face makes you want to cry a man will gladly wear as a mustache seven days out of the week. Stop being so ready to put yourself down over some petty shit. Stop asking gynecologists, fake hos and me about how you can turn your cum into Willy Wonka’s salt water taffy. It’s always gonna taste salty. Your diet will make it better or worse but it ain’t gonna be no coffee creamer. Unlearn your stupidity, wash your ass with plain water and common sense. Masturbate your stress away.

And prosper my hoes, prosper.

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billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

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0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000. Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor. And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.