stay sweet

Taffyta Muttonfudge. sweet and sixteen. "I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips, I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch."

[xrancisxfluggerbutterx]

-crosses his arms- no.

[sugar-taffy]

[quirks an eyebrow] What?

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

Really? Fine, I’d like to see you figure it out then.

[sugar-taffy]

Stick around, then, I guess.

Not that I really want you around for extended periods of time.

[fl0wer-kin]

I made traditional Scottish Brandy Wafers! Anyone want any?

[sugar-taffy]

Wafers as in cookies..?

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

My point is, you can’t have both. 

[sugar-taffy]

Theoretically, maybe.

But I'm good at finding loopholes, so your point's invalid. 

[xrancisxfluggerbutterx]

Nothing. I mean it’s whatever, you obviously don’t care

[sugar-taffy]

Shut up-- it's not that I don't care. I just don't know why this is important. So, like, explain? 

[sugar-taffy]

Not that I don't care, but-- what's your point? 

[deanmoretti]

This is all well and good but where exactly are you taking me? Should I be worried?

[sugar-taffy]

Have a little faith, ok?

I'm not taking you anywhere lame. 

[highlcdy]

I don’t know who creeps me out more on My Strange Addiction, the guy that wanted to have sex with his car or the lady that carried a baby doll head with her everywhere and smelled it constantly.

[sugar-taffy]

I don't know what creeps me out more-- the fact that you watch that show, or that you're actually wearing that shirt unironically? 

[littlemiss-jane]

You can tell a lot about a person by who they think should sit on the Iron Throne.

[sugar-taffy]

What does that even mean.

[xrancisxfluggerbutterx]

-is very carefully putting a new trophy on top of his glass case of other trophies when your charrie or someone else bumps him and it almost falls but he catches it right before it hits the ground then turns and glares, giving whomever a very mad look- Don’t you fucking dare do that again.

[sugar-taffy]

Excuse me?

[ms-moretz]

[tinylittletinker]

Yes, you. At least this time.

So what are they then?

[sugar-taffy]

Excuse me?

If I give you ideas what do I get? 

[wil-robinson-deactivated2019101]

Well, where am I going? You’ve got to at least tell me that. I want to know why if it’s something interesting though. Remember, I’m your driver, so you have to tell me or else no ride.

[sugar-taffy]

Drive straight for a couple blocks. I'll tell you where to turn.

It's not that big a deal-- relaying it's kind of a chore. But if you're that interested....

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

I know the feeling.

But in the mean time a completely hypothetical story would be fantastic.

[sugar-taffy]

Hypothetical or nonsensical? I can provide either, to be honest.

[tinylittletinker]

"Okay, so I really, really, really, need to do something exciting. Got any suggestions?"

[sugar-taffy]

Who, me?

I've always got suggestions.

[megara-egen-blog]

As much as I’d love to, I’m not going to do that because I have to… Y’know, I’m not even going to bother with a fake excuse I’m just not going to do it.

[sugar-taffy]

Whatever-- you didn't even let me finish, though. 

[andrewdavisx-deactivated2017011]

No problem Taf. You called, and no questions.

[sugar-taffy]

Thank god. I get so sick of giving explanations sometimes.