-Whistles.- Birdy. Little Birdy. Come out and play.
Tut. Tut. Tut. Don’t hide from me. I know you’re there.
I am not and never have been, a bird, Hades.
So what do you want? I guess you're calling in that favor now?

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@tinylittletinker
-Whistles.- Birdy. Little Birdy. Come out and play.
Tut. Tut. Tut. Don’t hide from me. I know you’re there.
I am not and never have been, a bird, Hades.
So what do you want? I guess you're calling in that favor now?
I wasn’t even aware they were stealing it.
That's alright....Robberies in this area of town aren't a huge thing, but they aren't a loud thing either. It wasn't that much money, I can get this sorted out....hopefully.
All the times I’ve been in this store something has gone wrong. Maybe I’m a curse, or maaybe there is a ghost following me! Well, I’m glad. Because I’m sure you enforce the “you break it, you buy it” rule.
I do enforce the rule, but I'm sure it was just an accident. You're a special case, Fawn.
Do you mind?
Yes. Get out of my peripheral vision.
Chaos happens. But I could help you clean up. [ looks around the store ] This is a huge mess.
Yeah, I know...Must have been a robbery or something...-She goes over to the register- .....Yeah. It was. The owner of this place is gonna freak out.
I’m sorry! It kind of just fell over… it’s not my fault! This place is haunted.
Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's haunted....-she sighs- But that's alright, Fawn. Nothing actually broke thankfully!
It appears that you can’t. You need to hire competent people to watch over the store. Not the idiot sleeping in that chair.
I see that...Thanks for the tip, Tress. He really is an idiot if he can sleep through a robbery.
I even got him a doughnut. Do you want it instead?
No.. I guess not.
Thanks for warning me at least? I mean, I wish you stopped those kids from stealing the watch, but we can't all be heroes can we?
… At least we know now that the floor is slippery?
....I could charge you for the damage, you know.
"Can I not leave the store for five minutes without complete chaos?!?"
I just found it! I swear!
It's probably Peter's fault.....Look, did you take any or did it just clumsily get into your eye?
AHHHH! Help! Help! Help! -runs around- I have pixie dust in my eye!
Where did you get my pixie dust from??
[laughs] Nope, finish the whole thing.
The WHOLE thing? I barley got through the first damn chapter! Isn't there something else I can do?
You’re reading it because you lost a bet, and I’m enjoying every minute of it.
This should be called Fifty Shades of Shit. I am done.
"Definitely am."
"Go away, Peter."
"Why the hell am I reading this? This book sucks."