A Bittersweet Baker! @sugaryspeed - Tumblr Blog

macaroni ice cream. she will NEVER forget.

#!ic #!dash watch #:((((((((((((

whatisnickname-reincarnated

Sugary Spire fanarts compilation:

#!art #yeah her grisping him is 100% the dynamic tbh #good arts op!!

lultimagoccia

" Yeah, yeah, you're HILARIOUS. I hope your commitment to the bit is worth it! "

What you have to understand about Pizzano is he is very stupid. Just an absolute dunderhead. That hat was grasped and yanked up on, spit - coated finger already thrust towards where he presumed her ear would be.

sugaryspeed

As soon as he pokes her ear, Pizzelle goes on the attack. It's uncomfortable! It sucks! She's going to wash her ears out with a bulb later! But for now...

She's slamming her heel on his foot with all the force she can muster, before trying to grab at half of his teeny-tiny baby mustache in an effort to rip several of the hairs out.

"MY TRAP"

#!ic #lultimagoccia #it's even WORSE #potential loss of SYMMETRY for his FACIAL HAIR

lultimagoccia

" Oh my God, are you REALLY gonna do the fuckin' elementary school game of pretending you don't see or hear me? C'mon! You should know better n' ta try being more immature than the king. "

A finger was popped into his mouth and lathered up in a DISGUSTING amount of saliva before he began approaching her. Wet willy imminent ...

sugaryspeed

"Must be my imagination." Dude, you're making her quote Skyrim at you. Can you truly win this anymore? (Maybe. We'll see.)

...

Wait.

Her hat covers her ears.

You're gonna have to risk touching the hat.

#!ic #lultimagoccia #AGONY! AGONY! AGONY FOR ME

"You guys hear somethin'."

#!ic #lultimagoccia #busy with her donuts...

"... If you're pickin' on Pizzano, literally just tell him he ain't funny or entertainin'. I doubt it's gonna pierce the delusion he's got goin' on but like... at least take a shot that might actually bother him a little."

#!ic #!dash watch #oh hey pizzelle we thought you was dead

lovertm

toast, part 2 by h0mec4fe

#!interests #remembered she exists

thetravelershub

Anonymous asked:

Oh, pizzano with expression b3 please

asklordofthelost asked:

(( B4 for Pizzano- ))

➜ mmmm yes put the character expression meme on the pizza tower muses // accepting but will be slow

// This is every single one of his interactions with @sugaryspeed

#!art #!save #thetravelershub #YEAH THIS IS THEM LMAO #EVERY DAY I WAKE UP. AND THERE'S PIZZANO - pizzelle #REALLY good expressions here btw <3

lultimagoccia

" Oh, the least sincere person ya ever met? What a compliment! I knew I was already beatin' out the competition in sheer charisma n' good looks, but knowin' I'm the crownin' champ of not givin' a FUCK is high praise!

I ain't one t' get dismissed by small fries, but I get the feeling we'll be seein' each other again real soon, when that Spire's up n' running again. It's gonna be a real showstopper, Pizzy. You can bet on it!

YAH - HAH! "

He then proceeded to bash through a wall ... then reach back in through the hole and punch out a window, really maximize the collateral damage caused by his exit.

sugaryspeed

"You are getting dismissed by the smallest fuckin' fry there is, so ske-fuckin'-daddle. Get the--"

Oh. For fuck's sakes. Her window, her wall... there's another good chunk of change. Pizzelle can feel heat welling up behind her eyes but blinks it back and says, in a dead tone of voice,

"Little guy. Get him."

"Nill!" Vanillite used Icy Wind!

#!ic #lultimagoccia

lultimagoccia

" Yeesh. T' be honest, I ain't even sure what the grand offense was here. I said I don't do fuckin' sad stuff, but you sure seem to, yeah? You told me some REAL heavy shit last time we talked, kinda seems like you got a lot goin' on for you.

Not me, though. My life is great. I am doin' so good it's unbelievable. "

He's sort of annoyed at being dismissed, so this might be doubling down purely for the sake of that ego anon indicated could be taken down a notch or two.

sugaryspeed

"You said it was a bit, you said I was the one to go to for 'depressing shit', like it's apparently what I'm known for, and overall I already didn't like your sleaze in the first place. You're the least sincere person I've ever met."

"So, uh, like I said. Shoo. Outta here. I was willin' to hear you out before but ya blew it." It's clear that she's only a little miffed on the outside - the amount of anger internally is impossible to judge right now.

#!ic #lultimagoccia #sorry she's decided to be difficult all of the sudden

lultimagoccia

" ... wait, does that mean the other stuff I was doin' was working? Cuz I was mostly doin' a bit, but like, I can do more of that if you liked it. "

sugaryspeed

"not especially but you wrecked any and all chances for me to be anything more than coldly polite towards you. now get out before i get my ice cream cone friend to give you frostbite."