kait,!? ☁️🌙

flippedy flap you're crap

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[dunkirks]

Int: At 23 years old, what would you see yourself doing if you weren’t doing this?

[gorgeousstyles-deactivated20180]

Is it too late to buy tickets to the Take Me Home tour

[irisowl]

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

[ryblogs]

omfg

[adhduck]

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[whitelinesandversace]

This is the highlight of my Wendy’s career

[puthy]

[whimsicalwoofs]

The headband really wasn’t his thing

[astronomalies]

The signs as dog breeds as described by the American Kennel Club’s official website

Aries: irish terrier || bold, dashing, even reckless; stouthearted at work, tenderhearted at home

Taurus: great pyrenees || calm, patient, smart; strong-willed yet affectionate

Gemini: irish red and white setter || fun-loving, friendly, high-spirited; a real handful if bored or neglected

Cancer: chesapeake bay retriever || bright, sensitive, perceptive; affectionate and family-oriented

Leo: chihuahua || graceful, charming, and sassy

Virgo: pointer || even-tempered, alert, hardworking, and loyal; a peerless hunting partner

Libra: coton de tulear || bright, happy-go-lucky, endlessly charming; born to love and to be loved

Scorpio: anatolian shepherd dog || calm, watchful, loyal, and smart; protective and territorial

Sagittarius: cairn terrier || cheerful, alert, busy and independent-minded

Capricorn: border collie || remarkably smart workaholics; not adverse to a good cuddle

Aquarius: afghan hound || a breed of charming contradictions: independent and aloof, but sweet and profoundly loyal

Pisces: keeshond || outgoing, lively, friendly to all; a lover, not a fighter

[pinkandgreenlivingthedream]

Just a girl and her Coton

[whimsicalwoofs]

Happiness is a warm puppy <3

[adventureandpages]

So this is what happens every time I try to take bookish pictures

[lrrystyles-deactivated20190811]

louis is finally doing his thing and i can’t WAIT for the world to fall in love with him

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

[sunskook]

This is making me so emotional wow 

Creds to hustlerdolan on twitter 

[freakdolan]

THIS IS SO CUTE DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING!?!

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65