An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This is darker than I usually go but it has a happy ending. Alex is a badass Dom in this and there's a cane involved.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This is darker than I usually go but it has a happy ending. Alex is a badass Dom in this and there's a cane involved.
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I don't normally do these just because I'm lazy but here we go!
thank you for the tag @starrynerd 🥰
Last song: Koochie Ryder by Freaky Realistic
Favorite color: Purple. If I was allowed I'd definitely have the bisexual colours as my dye job, sadly I am not permitted at my work.
Currently watching: I am obsessed with watching YouTubers watch both Taskmaster and Red Dwarf.
Currently reading: The Prisoner's Gold by Chris Kuzneski
Current obsession: Basically Alex Horne. I mean there are other things I like and I love Greg Davies as well but feral for Alex Horne is my natural state.
Currently working on: Just surviving life while trying to throw in as many fun things as possible. Also I have massive FOMO so essentially any Alex Horne related activity I will probably do.
Coffee or tea: Tea. I can drink normal tea, milk with no sugar but I prefer Earl Grey Tea which my mates call perfume tea. I don't like coffee.
Last internet search: Oh god *opening the phone with a cringe expression because it could be literally anything and may or may not be SFW*... Phew it was 'when is the next England World Cup game' that could have been so much worse!
@alexhornesdiary because I know she won't be annoyed with me even if she doesn't do it.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A Greg who's pining for married Alex and some voyeurism.
Hello my fellow Alex Horne Tummy appreciators
Also the macaron sweater appreciation...
S11E01 & S21E09 outtake
+ the inspiration:
S10E08 outtake
I find Alex's shorter hair in series 11 almost unbearably sexy. It almost makes up for the thrones being so far apart.
I think there's a zero percent chance that they haven't had at least a bit of a snog when drunk. Particularly given Alex's penchant for locking lips with other men.
This was the very first time I met Alex. I had only been watching Taskmaster for about 6 weeks and I got invited to the charity football. My friend made me get this picture. I wanted to get it but I was really shy about meeting him so she basically shoved me in front of him and took the picture.
After this picture while I was watching the match, I felt really dizzy and fainted onto concrete, knocking someone's beer all over my leg in the process. Luckily I recovered quickly and joked to everyone that it was the sexual aura of Alex Horne that made me faint. I'm pretty sure it was low blood pressure but whatever. Thus began my Taskmaster obsession.
the soppiest edit you'll watch today is about two middle aged men in a psychosexual workplace situationship
Nice work!
My favourite bit is Greg smirking at their joined hands in the last gif. It also looks a bit like he strokes Alex's trouser leg.
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Greg: Thing is, I'm actually a surprisingly practical person. I'm actually surprisingly pragmatic. Like, I'm really good at DIY.
I wonder if Rachel just does it herself?
Look at his excited face. He even does supporting football in the kindest way possible. Most football fans wouldn't be seen dead with another team's merchandise but here he is just thrilled that a bigger boy signed it.
Alex Horne reads Cheeky Texts by Mark Watson
It makes this better knowing that Alex knows Mark sent those to Greg. It's also very Mark not to leave it at I have a big dick but to clarify.
Bringing this back because look how much taller he is than me. I walked up to him and asked for a picture, he said, "I love little women," and twinkled at me. My friends said he very deliberately tried not to look at my boobs. Afterwards I realised my button was undone and he could definitely see right down my top. I was very giddy.
you ever look at a picture and instantly feel like kneeling
Actually with this picture I want him kneeling but to be honest he's probably taller than me kneeling...
Proof!
humpff…
He's so happy to be this close to a 'sporty boy' it radiates off him.
sorry for the shitty photo-of-a-screen but you can’t screengrab the channel 4 app (boo 👎) and I desperately needed everyone to see how delicious alex was looking here
Here's a little gift for you OP...