mmmm pain yum

when ur parents tell u to act like an adult but treat u like a child.

[sexymanotddd]

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.

[jaubaius]

Frog wizard is the best…Unmute🔊

Source

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[galway-bae]

ran a fool’s errand at work today

[stupidpetface]

[dashaibo]

When you’re not in the mood to WAAARRARAGARBL

[theartofhellebarde]

M-M-Magiiiiiiiic~ I should do more of those, they were fun to draw.

Maybe Caduceus

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

[anchorsawayandaway]

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

shut your fucking face fuckface

[achairwithapandaonit]

i felt a need to illustrate it

[achairwithapandaonit]

headcanon that uncle iroh was very scary so the sailors on zuko’s ship never swore around him and zuko knows no swearwords. aang, however, knows all of them and just chooses not to use them

[achairwithapandaonit]

aang: i said fuck once cause gyatso said it and all the monks got mad at him. i haven’t said it since

zuko, who has never heard a swearword before: ????

iroh like a month later, having a zuko who knows swearwords returned to him: which one of you was it? ):< sokka?

[achairwithapandaonit]

i’m wheezing

[achairwithapandaonit]

u know what,,, au where while zuko is chasing aang, aang is letting out the most creative stream of swearwords known to man and zuko just. keeps. pausing. like what is he saying?? what does he mean???? meanwhile iroh is like,,, ‘avatar aang, i don’t think you’re a good influence on my nephew’ because zuko repeated ‘monkeyfeathers’ once to ask what the fuck it means. imagine ur enemy’s uncle comes up to u mid fight to request that u stop partaking in fights with his nephew because ur a bad influence and you’re LITERALLY the avatar and do not control the rate at which zukos attempt to fight you

[petitepointplace]

[callmebliss]

::gasp:: @voidbat !!!!!!!

[voidbat]

i need to make a billion of these!

[nartothelar]

yeehaw

[achairwithapandaonit]

*procrastinates on writing my age swap au by drawing it instead*

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

[britainbray]

Sometimes even the villains have standards

[jaubaius]

This is how real men shoot wild animals.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]