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Hi, my name is Kristen and I give you an independent multi-fandom RP blog.

Features Deadpool, Sokka, Azula, Palkia, Arcanine, Kakashi, Sasuke, Hidan & Kakuzu.

More muses may be coming and the blog is under construction, but please don’t hesitate to dive into my inbox or talk in the IMs !!

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“ No matter what happens I will protect our … no, my village. I still believe that protecting the village is the best way to protect people, shinobi, and children … Anyone who tries to harm it, whether they are my friends, siblings or my own children …

                                             I won’t forgive them “

[konohaandsunashinobi]

Learning to Bow | LHS

Continued from HERE

Oceanic eyes shone with amusement as he looked over the Jashinist, the dark black leather and it’s simple silver O rings looked quite exquisite against the other’s neck. “Who said I was trying to prove anything?”

Though he had to admit that he did enjoy the idea of the challenge he was facing by collaring Hidan. The Jashinist was definitely not one he could see just bowing down. No, this one would have to be pushed until he finally broke.

[suicidallmmortal]

Amethyst eyes narrowed at the other male as he stood there. His arms crossed over his chest after a moment of silence. “By putting a fuckin’ collar on me, I fuckin’ assumed you were tryna’ prove somethin’“ He grumbles with pouted lips. He wasn’t one to play the submissive slave or pet. He’d preferred to be dominant. Yet the initial action of putting a collar pretty much said this was going to be different.

[suicidallmmortal]

*Inoichi slaps a collar on Hidan* [LHS]

Hidan blinks at his chest, trying to observe the object that had been put on him. He then looks up at the man responsible and grits his teeth.

“..What exactly are you tryna’ prove here?” He asks, cocking his head to the side defiantly.

[svikarithessi-deactivated201808]

First character to put a collar in my inbox owns mine as a pet.

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[suicidallmmortal]

What if Kakuzu has whip marks on his back because when he was put in prison he was whipped.

....But then I remembered about the masks.

[suicidallmmortal]

Lazy hair is lazy

[wheresnardo]

konan gives you full license to send this to anyone who is full of shit

[suicidallmmortal]

It was now Hidan’s turn to be flustered. He tried to hide his reaction, though. His jaw clenched a little and he turned his face away, lips pouting slightly.

“I think that sufficed..” He scoffed. He turned back to her after a moment and brought back his traditional smirk. “Good to know you ain’t scared of me or nothin’ “ he gave a light tease, a finger poking at her side.

[gentlegraceful-and-fatal]

@suicidallmmortal | Cont from here

She quirked an eyebrow and looked up at him doubtfully

“Oh is that all?” She asked, just the lightest hint of playful mocking in her tone

She ran a hand through her hair and watched him curiously, wondering what he would do next.

[suicidallmmortal]

Noticing how she was looking at him, his smirk faltered a little. Almost like he was hesitating something. The light tone in her voice only pushed him a little further. “Yeah, that’s all” He grunts. Probably a little harsher than he’d anticipated. “But. You.. Did you mind?” He asked, his voice softer now.

[gentlegraceful-and-fatal]

💗 | LHS

Send💗to kiss my muse tenderly with no explanation | Accepting

Hinata squeaked and her eyes widened a little. She actually blinked for a moment before she could form a coherent sentence

“H-Hidan-san?” She asked, a little shocked “I didn’t know you were interested”

Above that she didn’t expect him to be so tender about it, not that she was complaining. She couldn’t doubt that Hidan was kind of attractive, it was just that he scared her a little. He was a very domineering and intimidating person to be around in her opinion

[suicidallmmortal]

It was amusing to see her shocked reaction. Though her mousiness did put him off a little. After they broke apart from their kiss, Hidan gave off a little smirk. He was clearly pleased.

“I was only curious..” He subtly lied. His eyes showing a glint of mischief in them.

[suicidallmmortal]

"Come back to bed."

Send "Come back to Bed" for you Muse catching mine sneaking out at or getting out of bed in the middle of the night.

He didn’t realize the blonde was awake. He had tried to move as carefully as possible as he moved out of bed, so as to not wake the other. Yet, as it turns out, the younger male already was awake.

“Uh.. Go back to sleep.” He grumbles, hesitating before continuing out of bed.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send "Come back to Bed" for you Muse catching mine sneaking out at or getting out of bed in the middle of the night

[suicidallmmortal]

-me trying to draw.

Kakuzu... Your hair is a piece of shit.

[suicidallmmortal]

LHS ][ Hidan.

Name: Hidan. Age: 28-30. Orientation: Pansexual. Preferences: He likes a challenge. Relationships: Arranged marriage with Shikamaru Nara. Potential ships: HidaShika/ShikaHida, HidaKona/KonaHida, HidaKaka/KakaHida, HidaTema, HidaIta/ItaHida, HidaDei. No Go ships: -

Kinks: BDSM, bondage, blood-play, dominance/submissive, hair pulling, biting, spanking, master/slave, group sex & voyeurism (not so much exhibitionism) So basically all of them. No Go kinks: None.

To explain Hidan in a few words would be to say he’s blunt, brash, headstrong and flirty. While he does have his dumb moments, he recognizes he isn’t the smartest and can accept that, but he doesn’t let it bother him in the least. He is overly confident in his abilities and wont back down from a challenge. He will fight to be dominant and is more of a power!bot than a submissive. Though he can be submissive to his partner, but he wont enjoy it. He lives for the rush and is ultimately more excited when he gets to be rough and dominant.

His mind is a warzone. Dark and dirty as he suffers from PTSD after being left underground through the fourth war. His fears include closed spaces and ultimately being left alone. He would do anything to never feel that loneliness, even if it means sharing a marriage with the one who dug his grave to begin with. Of course he hides this with his brash, snarky behavior.

[konohaandsunashinobi]

Lustful Hearts of the Shinobi | UPDATED LIST

Alright, knowing that some folks have triggers to things, I’m making this post to alert to a massive Poly Verse that is being plotted (kind of) on Skype atm. If you would like to join the verse, please message one of the people already in the verse (listed at the bottom of this post) and we will discuss it.

18+ ONLY Muns are allowed to say no if something makes them uncomfortable All posts in this verse will be tagged as: Lustful Hearts of the Shinobi

Please be willing to share your Skype and join the group chat for the sake of group announcements and the like.

If you send in a Meme to one of the Verse members specifically for the Verse, please mark it as such so that we know what verse it is for. (i.e. [LHS Verse])

This is the the Verse Page that will continue to be updated as we add more muses and Triggers.

Triggers expected: INCEST POLYGAMY BDSM VIOLENCE GAY AND LESBIAN SEX JASHINISM ARRANGED MARRIAGES (More to be Added)

Current muns + their Muse(s): @noharin​ - Rin Nohara @ichaichacopynin​ - Kakashi Hatake @origami-goddess - Konan @lazystrategist - Nara Shikamaru @suicidallmmortal - Hidan @gentlegrace - Hyuuga Hinata @doitforyourbigsister - Temari @konohaandsunashinobi - Nara Shikaku, Kankuro, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and Yamanaka Inoichi @explosivebeauty - Fem!Deidara @abyssaldespair - Uchiha Obito @irukaxsensei - Umino Iruka @karasunaki - Uchiha Itachi @masshirohebi - Orochimaru

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@suicidallmmortal continued from {X}

Deidara immediately made a face and shoved at him, though he knew it was of no use. “Shut up, un.”

[suicidallmmortal]

“Ha! You’re such a virgin! I was only joking barbie!”