one-sided romance starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âJust go on one date with me.â
âIâve been in love with you for so long.â
âWhy do you hate me so much?â
âI know youâre not into me, but Iâm in love with you.â
âItâs not that obviousâŠis it?â
âYou deserve someone better than him/her/them.â
âIâm not expecting you to feel the same way, butâŠI really like you.â
âI never thought youâd notice me.â /Â âHe/She/They will never notice me.â
âAt this point, Iâd accept a pity date.â
âWeâve known each other for so longâŠI just donât know how to move on.â
âYou just donât understand the connection I have with him/her/them.â
âHe/She/They probably secretly like me back, right?â
âIâm too scared to confess.â
âI always thought we were meant to be together.â
âEven though you didnât want toâŠthank you for taking such good care of my heart.â
âStop asking me out.â
âI donât know what to sayâŠâ
âLook, I really like youâŠas a friend.â
âYouâre really cute, but you know I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.â
âWhat if I set you up with my friend?â
âI donât want to lead you on.â
âYouâre just saying that you like me to get in my head.â
âI hope you find someone that loves you the way you love me.â
âFine. You wore me down.â
âIâve known that youâre into me for a long time.â
âI feel so bad for him/her/themâŠâ
âThings between us are going to be so awkward, and I donât want that.â
âI wish he/she/they would confess so I could just let him/her/them down gently.â
âI wish he/she/they would just confess already so I could stomp on his/her/their heart and be done with it.â
âIâm sorry, but itâs not happening.â