dazai ( 〃▽〃)

she/he | a mother of many | inactive but not for forever

[suicideenthusiast]

hiya, i'm osamu dazai of the armed detective agency! i'm 22 years old and my ultimate goal is to have the perfect double suicide!

archive of old blog

Hi! It's @/bitcrusherr. It's the same suicideenthusiast as last time, I just deactivated the old blog. There is no revamp, every memory she has is still intact. This is still Stageplay Dazai!! Basic rules:

NSFW is fine, but please be 18+!

Don't ask me about politics or discourse on this blog. My other blog is fine to ask. Also, I'm Canadian. I won't know much about international politics as much as I do Canadian politics.

I don't care who you ship with Dazai, but if you are planning to make a ship with this Dazai, please make the other character(s) 18 or above. Just personal preference! As well, you yourself should be 18 or older.

I will not entertain asks or roleplays about sexual assault or rape unless you DM me about said roleplay/ask first and make sure neither party is a perpetrator in it. If it is an ask/roleplay about comforting the aftermath of this, it is okay, but DM me first. DM me on this blog! If it says you can't, comment on this post and I'll figure something out.

If I post something and forget to add a trigger warning if it has something sensitive, please tell me and I'll add it!

[suicideenthusiast]

my new part time job is working at the Evil Grocery Store for Evil Customers

[suicideenthusiast]

YouWill Not wash me.

[suicideenthusiast]

I woke up at 7:00 voluntarily. Someone shoot me

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[suicideenthusiast]

Whao....

Whao...

[suicideenthusiast]

i had not eaten chocolate for a while and i ate some today and i started spontaneously combusting into pieces. this is a sign to never stop eating chocolate

[suicideenthusiast]

BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION

I have 5 dollar

[everest-81]

Come on

[suicideenthusiast]

happy fathers day!!!

Was not expecting to see you active on here

happy fathers day. everybody become their own father and treat themselves

[buffytheyaoislayer]

HAPPY PRIDE take this lazy soukoku doodle

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[that-one-raccoon]

my take on the fem! dazai appearance timeline!

[suicideenthusiast]

it's father's day and i am my own father so i am going to buy myself 8 pounds of chocolate

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.