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#hey gang long time no quote posting #anyway im starting college in the fall !! super hyped :)#anyway reummels #hhhhh ive obsessed over this song lately (brightside - the lumineers) and couldnt stop thinking of them #i miss them so much its unreal #mats is always reposting reels about marco onto his story too and 😭😭😭😭 my heart cant take this 😭😭😭#anyway no one really posts about these guys anymore on here #my dilfs are becoming obsolete 😔💔#mats hummels #marco reus #reummels #borussia bvb #bvb #bvb09 #dortmund #borussia dortmund

#the urge to make an edit with this song to all my favorite ships #leweus #robert lewandowski #marco reus #reus #Lewandowski #tatu #t.a.t.u.#all the things she said #football #bvb #dortmund #borussia dortmund #borussia bvb #bvb09 #edit #my edits #football edit

Bernd, entering the room: *Sees Marc-André and leaves*

Marc-André, watching Bernd leave: There’s my monthly dose of Bernd…

Thomas, trying to comfort Mats: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Robbo: If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur!

#guys did you see they found a new dinosaur (the nano t-rex)#source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #liverpool football club #liverpool fc #liverpool #lfc #andrew robertson #andy robertson #robbo

Marco: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Fips: Elephants.

Marco: Blocked.

Manu: Camels.

Marco: Extra blocked.

Benni: Donkeys.

Marco: Ultra blocked.

Mats: That dick.

Marco: ...Followed.

Mats: I’m not stupid, you know.

Benni: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

Marc-André: Anything else?

Bernd: Yeah. Stay away from me!

Marc-André: Alright. See you in the room we share.

Thomas: Manu likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Klopp: Is Mourinho always like this when he loses?

Pep: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Mourinho: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Mo: Why are you talking to yourself?

Robbo: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

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Virgil: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

#me too twin (its my birthday and i have to do senior pics 💔)#source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #liverpool fc #liverpool #liverpool football club #virgil van dijk #vvd4 #vvd #van dijk #oh captain my captain

Bernd: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Marc-André: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

AAAAAAA ANDY ROBERTSON AAAAA VIRGIL VAN DIJK AAAA MOHAMED SALAH AAAAA ALISSON BECKER AAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaAAAAAAAAAA

SO TRUE TWIN

#ty for the ask!#methallica13 #i heart being unhinged about lfc

Robbo: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

#this one is for my twin anfieldroad #theres no mo in this quote but it is absolutely robmo #source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #liverpool #lfc #liverpool fc #liverpool football club #andy robertson #andrew robertson #robbo #robmo

Manu: Mats, Thomas, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

Mats, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Thomas is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.

Thomas: I love you too :)

Mourinho with a gun to Pep's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Pep: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

#hey chat long time no see #i know this a quotes account but i have edits to post so be prepared for those too #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #football #source: perchance generator #josé mourinho #mourinho #pep guardiola #tw violence #tw gun mention

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