auxilio, consilio, confidas.

“I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery—air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, ‘This is what it is to be happy.’” // Suki. 23. Queer. Currently lost in hoards of Japanese schoolchildren. // Travel, history, art, tv, fem&queer.

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[enoughtohold]

i guess if skype is going to offer me rpg-style dialogue tree options it’s only right that they include one that gets the player character punched in the face

[tabitoe]

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take care when you wake up a bear.

[labias]

Not to sound vain or anything but I love when people say my name first before they talk to me or message me I love when people say my name it’s like music to my ears and heart and soul

[scottishstraight]

She’s perfect!

[we-kant-even]

[namesey]

Yeah Aristotle was DEAD WRONG and I for one welcome our soon to be overlords and DENOUNCE ARISTOTLE

[nevver]

Postcards from the Edge, Laura Stevens

[ruinedchildhood]

[sukipants]

Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally... I am out standing in my field

[sukipants]

Famous Romans as Dril Tweets

Livia: i pay good money to load my sons bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the university library, so be it

Ovid: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.

Catullus: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME

The Gracchi Brothers: "FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD

Cicero: in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ...............

Claudius: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

Agrippina the Younger: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Caligula: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back 9 year old child: Fuck oyu

Julia Domna: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it

Julius Caesar: dis charged from the army for doing memes too much

Augustus: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

Nero: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

Cornelia: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can

Cato the Elder: ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

[m1male2]

The arch of Tito Honorary arch, located on the Via Sacra, just southeast of the Forum, in Rome. It was built around the year 82 AD by the Roman emperor Domitian shortly after the death of his brother Titus, to commemorate his victories, including the Siege of Jerusalem of 70 AD

[ithelpstodream]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

If this wasn’t my kid lol

[kitty]

[polyglotplatypus]

in the wake of That Rupaul bs

[toxicmutantslimefreaks]

This is rich, considering that gay guys doing drag existed way before sexual dysmorphia became a thing.

You guys got it exactly backward. But what else is new.

[polyglotplatypus]

Local Idiot Thinks Trans People And Gender Dysphoria Used To Straight Up Not Exist And Are Somehow Only A Recent Invention. More Bullshit At 10.

[terranaut]

More of the town that inspired Spirited Away.

Rain and Lights - Jiufen, Taiwan - February, 2015

[lvndscpe]