Dank Academia

Great Thinkers' Drunk Texts

[we-kant-even]

(Delayed) crossover of the century?!?!

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @rousshoe @jeremybentham

[chernobog13]

Sun Tzu - D&D player.

[tubapun]

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

[ladytabletop]

game designers talking about what a game is/should be are really just the ancient greeks inventing philosophy again

"what is a game?" whatever i'm playing right now, and most of the things I'm not

[thydungeongal]

Oh, I know this one! A game is a featherless biped!

[ladytabletop]

Diogenes comes in the room holding an IKEA instruction manual: "behold: a game!"

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[javascript-official]

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

[linguisticparadox]

(via @luimnigh )

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by the human mind when it rubs against the universe

[charlesoberonn]

[cryptotheism]

Plotinus seems to claim that it's actually impossible for the body to affect the soul. The body, to Plotinus, is a sort of meat-submarine for navigating the world of matter and nature. However, this meat-submarine has no windows, no radar, and no sonar. It's actually the self, the pilot of the submarine, who uses their innate psychic power to sense the noetic aura of all the various rocks and bones and undersea sand dunes. And most people foolishly think that their submarine has windows.

[cryptotheism]

Your eyes don't even do anything idiot. You are psychically experiencing my noetic aura, and falsely understand that experience as visual information in which I *appear* to be covered in bbq sauce. Idiot hylic.

[cryptotheism]

At the same time, he seems to acknowledge that the senses can feed information to the self. But the medium by which they do this is by affecting this psychic noetic super-sense. Like, you are psychically experiencing the noetic aura of your eyes.

[yellowpie]

[we-kant-even]

[elbiotipo]

introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked

[elbiotipo]

we have to hit them harder and they'll surrender no half measures time to take the gloves off

if you kill their leaders they'll just surrender trust me bro it happens in Age of Empires

the more you spread your logistics around contractors that have a monopoly on your weapons production the more you produce bro

you know what wins wars? having the most badass manly soldiers they should all be like total badasses with cool guns

you just have to strike bro no half measures gloves off don't care about what comes after you just have to declare war just declare war what are you a pussy

[we-kant-even]

We really should have a proper April 1st bit on here tbh

[real-language-facts]

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

[the-big-mood]

[milkandvoid]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Absolutely obsessed with not only the ethical question here but also the logistical one

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]