welcome to my twisted memes

18 | f | windows 98 enthusiast

[dniudsnf]

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

[ishtarelisheba]

wield a flaming sword

[we-aim-to-misbehave]

Be covered in eyes

[onemuseleft]

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

[smashinginkpots]

SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL

[throwaninkpot]

This needs to happen

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.

[brittascribbles]

OOPS MY HAND SLIPPED - I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF

[starline]

PLEASE

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[heavensmami]

[mantoniospam]

Capitalism.webm

[bumpercarsyo]

I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

[miuroko]

[okay]

[vroengard-deactivated20220818]

What's the kinkiest thing you are into?

feeling wanted

[bpd-hellfire]

google search: how to function when your mind’s telling you the really fucked up shit

[deactivatexxx-deactivated202305]

[politically-obsessed-deactivate]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[baradorable]

[knifefightscene]

What straight people think I want: to be accepted, to be seen as “normal” by them

What I actually want: a wife, ten cats, house by the ocean, money so i can get the love of my life whatever she wants

[comradesaucegay]

the year is 2020. the united states has repealed net neutrality, and the internet as we know it no longer exists. one lone hero remains; a relic of a long forgotten past. disguised in all black, i lurk in the dead of night. with nothing left to lose, i’m ready to fight censorship head on. the wild cheers from the crowd is drowning out the sound of my hammer, as i nail my ninety-fifth reader x bowser fanfiction to the white house door. yes, freedom and democracy is dead, but at least we can still get rawed by bowser

[glitterandglamm]

♛