memes yo

[dykeleftinhotcar]

honestly forget all the time that joan of arc is a saint and that people like her catholicly instead of lesbianly or transgenderly or both

[babbhad]

the flash (movie) director saying the flash (movie) flopped because people don't like the flash character is so funny.

like no, my dude, it flopped because people hate ezra miller. people like The Flash (character) but not Ezra Miller.

grant gustin wouldn't have had a nine season run as the flash if people hated The Flash (character)

you just cast the wrong person, dude.

[pitbolshevik]

not to be controversial but you guys have gotta start learn to see poachers (as in people who illegally kill endangered animals) as human beings instead of fucking disney villains before you can have a serious discussion about conservation. like atp i think it should be a requirement

[pitbolshevik]

if we want poaching to end then we need to address the root cause

here's a hint: the vast majority of people doing the actual killing are impoverished people being paid to kill animals for absurdly rich people from the imperial core

[magnetic-dogz]

Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

[magnetic-dogz]

HOMOPHOBE DOWN!

[ace-robot-things]

Here’s the gif of her being pied :D

[captainjonnitkessler]

Do you think I can get my union to vote to start covering massages under our health insurance? Like we cover chiropractic, which is potentially dangerous pseudoscience whose maximum benefit is making your back feel better for a couple of days, so I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to get the same benefit at a massage parlor WITHOUT the possibility of some quack breaking my neck

[magicratfingers]

[uchidachi]

“Very long… Very elegant… A tube… Hard as a rock.”

[blessedanimals]

[supersoftly]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[parkchanwoohoo]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[coughloop]

When the music is loud AND bad

[translatingpostsintodutch]

coughloop

Wanneer de muziek luid EN slecht is

[coughloop]

My posts are not for the Dutch to enjoy

[frogmp3]

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

[lasemis]

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

[frogmp3]

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is now my life motto.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Update: Lot of people reblogging me trying to say this or that about bread. I'm really sorry if you misheard me, but I am not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread. Thanks for understanding.

[floradinn]

Smth I’ve thought about ever since I first saw wreck it ralph is that in universe king candy is basically an irl creepypasta. Like he’s a racer that only exists in this one specific sugar rush cabinet, every other version off the game has princess vanellope. Literally no one knows he exists except for ppl who went to this one small arcade in the United States. And if the code for sugar rush has been dumped there is no trace of king candy bc he only exists in this one cabinet. I bet there’s ppl who traveled cross country just to see if king candy actually exists.

And then after the movie king candy disappears from the roster forever and is replaced by vanellope but she’s different than every other vanellope, different outfit different personality different kart different voice lines etc

It’s literally that one arcade cabinet creepypasta discussions and YouTube videos about it in universe must be crazy.

[floradinn]

I bet the internet found out about him bc someone went on the sugar rush subreddit and said “loved sugar rush when I was a kid, king candy was always my favorite racer!” and everyone in the comments was like “WHO??????”

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[gayvampyr]

yeah

[breelandwalker]

And there is a vast yawning chasm of difference between Weird & Unusual and Fucking Inconsiderate.

[indieninja92]

stimming, talking to yourself, being a bit smelly: unusual, uncontrollable, literally just a fact of being a person in public

playing tiktoks on your phone at full volume with no headphones: shit-head behaviour

[colourofthekites]

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

[farlanish]

[intosnarkness]

Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

[cryptotheism]

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[pipebombgf]

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[pipebombgf]

[boobieteriat]

The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.