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Happy Mother’s Day!

To those celebrating Mother’s Day, I hope it’s a good one.

To those with tragic pasts who may not feel like celebrating today, I hope you can find other reasons to enjoy this pleasant day.

Adorable art by iamfishtail to remind you to thank your supports whether IRL or ingame

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Early School Start Times Are Holding Back Teens

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

nevergenders-moved

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

scumbagsblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

awkwardtaco056

Love this

seer-of-mind

a porn bot just asked me to play overwatch 2017 is the scariest year ever

chefpyro

Omnics

tanuki12

Pokémon the Movie 20: I Choose You!

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leopirate-deactivated20170629

I found the YoRHa squad’s gym

thejohnsu

YoRHa No.2 Pencil

donpatch18

rinipan-deactivated20171119

OK TUMBLR WHAT THE HELL THERE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILLIA TAG ON TUMBLR AND PEOPLE FUCKING SUPPORT IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NO FOR CHRIST SAKES.

THIS IS TURNING INTO A PSA

IF A BLOG THAT YOUR MUTUALS WITH AND OR FOLLOW/STALK STARTS POSTING ANY CHILD PORN OR PEDOPHILIC ACTIONS GO AND REPORT THEM HERE https://tips.fbi.gov

SERIOUSLY TUMBLR. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT THIS TO BE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

oh and @staff WHY ARE YOU TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS SHIT. THIS TAG AND POSTS CAN LEGITIMATELY TERMINATE YOUR SITE. I WANT ANSWERS. I REALLY DO.

UPDATE 1.

someone or some people are asking me #loveislove asks..

these are the most recent 3. i’ve deleted the last 5. if someone thinks that i’m bashing gay people i’m not. i’m a member of the lgbt+ community. im saying that the staff needs to start cracking down on this types of stuff and report these people to the fbi NOW.

momoiroinkremade

*BANGING ON POTS AND PANS* PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+

arcee-the-anti

anti-blades

PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+

edeneye30

That tag needs to be wiped RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET

uncntrl

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

dewyouhearthepeoplesing-deactiv

Yo, so, I’ve noticed some strictly SFW blogs I follow have ended up with very detailed porn posts and I am 100% sure that it is not their doing.

If you see any porn pop up on my dash AT ALL LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY.

Seriously this isn’t funny if somehow Tumblr is letting this happen.

Just send me a message with “hey there’s this post you made with pornography in it did you post that??” and the answer will be a firm NO. followed by me trying to find out what the fuck happened and where it came from.

So, again: LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE ANY PORN POP UP ON MY DASH. I DID NOT POST IT. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. IT IS NOT ALLOWED ON MY BLOG AT ALL.

yomamapussystink

assgod

How I imagine Trump supporters

dr-archeville

Well that was unexpected...

For a growing number of American kids, porn is their sex ed. Now Pornhub is hoping to offer their audience some more formal lessons in how to be a healthy and happy sexual being.

On Wednesday, the massive adult entertainment destination took the somewhat surprising step of launching the “Pornhub Sexual Health Center.” They’re hoping the free sub-site will become a go-to resource for some of their 70 million daily users on all manner of topics, including STIs, sexual safety and how to manage relationships.

They’ve chosen Dr. Laurie Betito, a renowned sex therapist, to direct the site and they’ll also be working with a number of doctors, therapists and other experts to offer advice and answer questions. Corey Price, Pornhub’s Vice President, told Mashable, “Our goal is to provide our visitors with a site that has credible and insightful information, rather than have them scouring the internet.”

While it’s a database they’ll build up over time, a first look reveals they’ve started with the fundamentals — with answers to things like “Babies. Where do they come from?” and “Are there really three holes?” These might seems almost laughably basic to adult consumers of hardcore porn, but there are a lot of young people for whom these are very real questions.

Price told Mashable they weren’t aiming the content specifically at beginners. He said they simply want to appeal to “those who are looking for trustworthy sex tips and health advice provided by experts.” But it seems like they realize this could prove to be an especially valuable resource for their younger audience, who most likely isn’t getting comprehensive (much less sex-positive) sex ed in schools.

There are, of course, plenty of online sexual health and education resources, but for many kids, landing on sites like Pornhub is already their way into learning about sex. Porn can obviously teach you plenty about the basics and mechanics of intercourse, but there’s a whole range of other things — biology, health, consent, relating to intimate partners, just to name a few — that you won’t pick up from watching videos like “Big tits round asses” or “Sloppy throat games.”

So if they can slide their curious audience over to the PSHC while they’re already on the site, it could function as pretty useful one-stop shop for filling in the blanks left by spotty sex ed classes and the birds and bees talks given by often bewildered parents.

Neat!

dyke-werewolf

Holy shit their section on trans people was actually really good and not what I expected from something hosted by a porn site! If they had a containing various sexualities and whatnot as well, they’ll definitely have a good resource on their hands!

meddysoul-deactivated20181207

When Pornhub is more politically correct than your president

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

wholedonut

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

usobukii-deactivated20170126

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

cyndermizuki

“Sexily” my god that word was used in My Immortal

lornaka

Oh my god

demico-art

That’s why no one will date me XD

wrasslerjedi

It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for.

jj51p5

This is kind of disrespectful towards the makeup artists. They worked hard and their talents were recognized. It’s not about Joker’s green hair. It’s about the tattoo work on El Diablo and Enchantress. It’s about the makeup for Killer Croc. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje had to spend hours in a makeup chair every day to be turned into Killer Croc.

This was not cgi. The makeup artists spent hours and multiple days applying and re-applying this makeup. It’s impressive how they made the makeup able to move in a way that Adewale could still emote and create facial expressions, even with all that makeup. It was all planned. Suicide Squad didn’t win in script writing it won in hair and makeup which they did work hard and prepare for. Honestly, y’all are acting like children with this bandwagon hate.

thejediviking

Yeah it’s great but star trek had like 50 aliens with that kind of make up and Lost the oscar

letsboldlygomotherfuckers

ALRIGHT STRAP IN MOTHERFUCKERS HERE WE GO

*Killer croc wasn’t makeup. It was a full silicone mask, and was executed so terribly that the actor was unable to move his face or speak properly, which was one of the reasons pretty much every one of his scenes was cut.

*Enchantress was almost cgi, nothing ground breaking about her apart from a bit of dirt makeup

*Diablo wasn’t bloody hand painted. It was damn temporary tattoos that they print out then just apply every day

*Whether or not you personally liked it, harley and joker’s makeup looks were completely lazy, unoriginal, and possibly the most universally hated designs in film history

*joel harlow and his team at star trek beyond created incredible works of art. They designed over 56 UNIQUE alien species. Meticulously, intricately, and beautifully crafted and applied.

*Practicality was a main focus point when they were designing these creatures - they did many tests to make sure the actors could move comfortably and still express themselves through heavy prosthetics, so that it looks real. The same time and thought was NOT put into killer croc. They slapped a mask on him and said done.

“Each of those designs presented its own set of challenges,” said Harlow, “be it translucency, weight, durability, movement, density, the color schemes, contact lenses, dentures, whatever it was. They all had their own challenges that we needed to rise to to execute them. We ended up using, essentially, everything that we had ever used on any film for Star Trek Beyond.”

*Lead technician and prosthetic artist Lenny MacDonald even /developed new groundbreaking makeup products/ in order to achieve the look they wanted. They used iridescent pigments used in printing currency to use on some characters so they could create an otherworldly look.

*Idris Elba’s character had fibre optics embedded into the prosthetics so they could create beautiful and different light effects.

*They also developed new products that could last all day on set, that had never been seen in hollywood before.

*Star Trek Beyond’s makeup effects were stunning feats that produced work and effects that have never before been seen in hollywood.

*The people who vote for the winners of the academy awards are not experts in the subject categories. Film critics and actors vote for who has the best makeup. They /don’t even have to have seen the films they are voting for/

*One of the ladies who voted for the makeup category said in an interview that she didn’t even get to see the entirety of Star Trek Beyond, and that the official oscars screener copy she had, cut out halfway through and this was never fixed.

*The PRODUCER OF SUICIDE SQUAD was one of the people who got to vote for the film to win the award.

So we have people who know fuck all about makeup voting for the makeup award, who don’t even have to have watched what they’re voting for. The makeup in suicide squad was lazy, unoriginal, and poorly executed. It is insulting to artists like Joel Harlow and Richard Alonzo and the rest of the incredible artistic team behind Star Trek Beyond’s unprecedented, innovative, and frankly stunning makeup, to give this award to suicide squad. And much more to say that it was deserved. It was not.

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deez-nuts-for-real-justice

So Kerry took the liberty of adding my massive facebook rant from yesterday to this tumblr post^^ (*bows* tbh) and I thought I would add to it by adding some images of the incredible makeup work from Star Trek Beyond.

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Just adding my 2 cents as someone who’s certified in makeup artistry, makes and applies their own prosthetics to people, I was very shocked and broken hearted that suicide squad won an oscar for their sloppy work. Not only was I super unimpressed in theatres with the movie when I saw it, I was even more unhappy leaving the theatre when I saw, what could have been, really fucking good. Blah blah blah Basically Suiscide squad featured makeup of a lazy, and unimaginative artist who slapped it all together. I’ve worked in theatre companies (that didn’t pay a lot but that’s not the point) that would never be okay with makeup executed so poorly.

I would hope that this film is what inspires artists to do better.