"There's a reason girls don't do this."
"I'm not so good with advice..... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!"
"Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"
"Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me."
"Its a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo."
"What kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?"
"You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful."
"We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world."
"My motto is 'get out before they go down.' "
"They're still not coming on man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
"Hey, just so you know: it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T “happen to every guy,” and it IS a big deal!"
"Raspberries? Good. Ladyfingers? Good. Beef? GOOD!"
"I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!"
"The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!"
"And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave."
"I want someone who gets my heart pounding."
"So I don't know if he's testing me or just acting out but my monkey is OUT OF CONTROL!... He keeps erasing the messages on my machine!"
"Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?"
"What-what-what-what is it? Am I giving out some kind of... sexy professor vibe?"
"Something is wrong with the left phalange."
"Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!"
"You got off the plane.."
"I am never letting you go again."
"This is where I wanna be."
"I don't wanna mess this up again."
"We're done being stupid."
"It's you and me, alright? This is it."
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