Memento Mori

Remember that you are human; remember that you will die.

[greelin]

well yeah this year has been bad but at least last year was also bad and the year before that was really not good and th

[greelin]

you have to kill me.

[dogpuppy]

[pizzafelony]

nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

[triangleofdog]

And how to dress like a bin chicken….

[siickangel]

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

[goldensunset]

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

[saltedume]

[mxboxlocks]

broooo this baby looks like if you described a dog to someone that's never seen a dog before and then asked them to draw it 😭😭😭

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[lambiebean]

Radiotour..

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything