the sky does great things now

I fled Twitter and all I got was my grandmas secret posting recipe and 15 cents to my name

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

My gripe with Nolan’s the Oddest Sea is that I’ve seen odder seas.

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Birds be named shit like Bird Faced Birdy Bird

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I wish I was a grifter cause I’d post “Gender binary or as I call it Based Two” but I was cursed with gay

[depsidase]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Either that or the OG warth

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

That’s an OMΓ

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Crazy Christopher Nolan is making a Theodicy movie

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Lindsay Graham died doing what he loved. Gay and War

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The one and only benefit of gerontocracy is you get to watch all these bitches die and you don’t even need to get arrested about it.

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Im like if a human was a person

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The thing about long dead historical figures is you can’t apply labels like “gay” to them because they are from a different time and wouldn’t have understood themselves in those ways, even if in a modern context they would be seen as that. Lindsey Graham for examp—

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

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I know how we can know for certain if Mitch is dead or alive but if I say it then the feds get mad

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

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I really think This Is the Bad Place cause I saw someone on Reddit post “lupita is not conventionally attractive; if they had cast a conventionally beautiful black woman no one would be complaining” LUPITA???????????NYONGO??????????? What are we even doing here. What fucking twilight zone bizarro world does 2026 take place in.

[enki2]